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    Auntifa
    Auntifa

    good news for robot girls

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    and I was worried about how to hide the body
    youtu.be/zcA2kJZuPU8

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    @zenhob sure. that and a pair of testicles

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    Anarchist Quotes
    Anarchist Quotes

    A worker is a part-time slave.
    -- Bob Black

    #anarchism #quote #bot

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    took me a shameful amount of time to realize the evacuation device in the office is in a ferrous case... cybre.space/media/XvJunW1RPKSZ

    an emergency evacuation device case with stick figures painted on it with magnetic poetry  added saying "procrastination nay" and "thus in haste will we out"

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    Beth Skwarecki
    Beth Skwarecki
    weird, cute, flex

    @tekniklr I have had that song going through my head for minutes now!! Can't wait till we are both lifting Fledgling Hippos.

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    weird, cute, flex

    I imagine that like many things, the difficulty in picking up and putting down a baby elephant with authority lies more in getting a secure grip on the baby elephant than the weight of said baby elephant 🤔🐘

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    weird, cute, flex

    omg y'all

    whatanimaldoyoulift.herokuapp.

    what animal can you pick up and put down with authority?!

    I got baby elephant (doot doot doot doot doot)!

    ht @bethskw

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    just heard someone on a podcast say "cannery in a coal mine" and was very confused until I realized their accent is very subtle but insistent

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    food +

    "November and December are bulking months" and other lies that I, a powerlifter, tell myself

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    Jonas Wisser
    Jonas Wisser

    Unpopular opinions:

    • Celsius is superior to Fahrenheit
    • SI is superior to the imperial system
    • 24 hour time is superior to 12 hour time
    • Decimal time is superior to either
    • YYYY-MM-DD is the only correct date format

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    Suricrasia Online
    Suricrasia Online

    Making fun of the appearance of a reprehensible person hurts all those who, by no fault of their own, have a similar appearance.

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    update: after trying a bunch of different apps, Iron Pro seems closest to what I need. I still have to build workouts, but at least they can be built on the fly very simply.

    itunes.apple.com/us/app/iron-p

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    seriously though, my workouts aren't designed by me, they are designed by a trainer, and I don't care about rebuilding/tracking them in an app

    I care about tracking how much I lifted how many times and when

    and if that junk can be graphed in some useful way? great!

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    why don't they just use a spreadsheet, you may ask?

    dumb question!

    because I'm on my fucking phone at the fucking gym and don't have time to jury rig some nonsense

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    all I want right now is a weight lifting tracker app that is effectively just a spreadsheet to enter individual exercises, on a date, sets / reps, of a weight

    e.g., October 30, 1x1 185 lb back squat

    but all the apps I am looking at want me to set up workouts, and have FEATURES

    fucking NO

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    Frisk has learned that rolling the toilet paper off the roll is super fun so I put the roll on backwards (was: hanging over, now: hanging behind) and try as he may he can't do shit

    now I'm having an existential crisis that those "backwards" toilet paper people have been onto something this whole time

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    cr0tabulator
    cr0tabulator

    PSA: The MAC in MAC and Cheese is an acronym, and should therefore be capitalized.

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    (ง'̀-'́)ง as a mirror, and a mood

    are they flexing?

    are they getting ready to punch someone?

    are they ready for whatever bullshit this dystopia has in store?

    are they all of the above?

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    my dad addressed my Xmas card with "Mx"
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    bargain bin boyfriend
    bargain bin boyfriend

    happy december everyone!

    picture of Rudolph the red nosed reindeer that says "deviation from the norm will be punished unless its exploitable"

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    JoYo 卓越网
    JoYo 卓越网

    anyone know of a fiction novel written entirely in gender neutral pronouns?

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    Auntifa
    Auntifa

    The news has always been bad but since 2015 it’s also been an ebooks account

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    Bofa Updog
    Bofa Updog

    the onion definitely just shit canned an article they were going to run tomorrow about a Loomer stunt that's basically exactly what just happened, and everyone on the editorial staff is super uncomfortable that this Keeps Happening exactly how they write it

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    Anarchist Quotes
    Anarchist Quotes

    An anarchist is a man who is careful to always use pedestrian crossings, because he utterly detests talking with policemen.
    -- Georges Brassens

    #anarchism #quote #bot

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    pets, licensing, name changes, deadnaming

    this might sound ridiculous, but getting out-of-the-blue deadnamed like this makes me want to cry more than my last cat dying did

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    pets, licensing, name changes, deadnaming

    PSA: if you have a pet registered with Multnomah County Animal Services (Portland), and then you legally change your name, and then your pet dies, and then you get a new pet and register it with your new name, THEY WILL MAIL YOU A NEW LICENSE WITH YOUR DEADNAME

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    allan 📊
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    the emptying of the world

    I've been thinking about this article in the nyt nytimes.com/2018/11/27/magazin all day, it collects together a lot of stories I've seen of environmental collapse, and just the denuding of the world of life, with lots of scary statistics. But I think the saddest part is this:

    "The number of Sophie the Giraffe toys sold in France in a single year is nine times the number of all the giraffes that still live in Africa."

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    Jólakötturinn er kominn til byggða

    The Yule Cat has come mastodon.social/media/mphNSDOx

    Very big Yule Cat at Lækjartorg in Reykjavík, covered in lights, one paw out as if to swipe at passers-by, and with red eyes.

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    anxiety, RHPS, transphobia

    tfw you quote a RHPS shoutout without really even thinking and belatedly realize it hasn't aged well at all (like the rest of the movie- formerly progressive, now closer to transphobic slur) and spend a FULL DAY beating yourself up over it

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    someone on my tl just posted this photo of the firefox logo as Bowser. Browser.

    Gaze upon him, the peak life form. This is the fundamental limit of human imagining. Gaze upon his form. Browser

    Bowser recolored to look like the Mozilla Firefox logo (orange & blue)

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    🧜‍♀️hcs / hannah (pleroma.site) 🧜‍♀️
    🧜‍♀️hcs / hannah (pleroma.site) 🧜‍♀️

    A way to get around content walls: Inspect source and delete the element, find the 'background shader' (that makes article go dark) or select File > Print to PDF and read from there.

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    on radtown until knzk is fixed
    on radtown until knzk is fixed

    gotta post this again. it's too good

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    Brian Enigma
    Brian Enigma
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Tweets

Pictures

  • took me a shameful amount of time to realize the evacuation device in the office is in a ferrous case...

    took me a shameful amount of time to realize the evacuati...

    5 days ago

  • ab-so-tootly

    ab-so-tootly

    30 days ago

  • drew a little picture of my character during gaming today and it's also a pretty accurate representation of me, tbh

    drew a little picture of my character during gaming today...

    about 1 month ago

  • Frisk update: scalp cleaned

    Frisk update: scalp cleaned

    about 2 months ago

  • little dude still needs a name. maybe Janus? Jasper? Frisk? something else?

    little dude still needs a name. maybe Janus? Jasper? Fris...

    about 2 months ago

  • imagine your biology is such that you basically go blind every month or so  I wonder what that feels like?  I wonder how it compares to menstruating?

    imagine your biology is such that you basically go blind ...

    3 months ago

  • picked up my cat's ashes today, got lilies. they are a funerary flower, and toxic to cats. I've never been able to get them before. fitting, bittersweet, beautiful.

    picked up my cat's ashes today, got lilies. they are a fu...

    3 months ago

  • I don't read Hebrew but I really appreciate how this propaganda poster from year ???? has the trans flag as a rainbow

    I don't read Hebrew but I really appreciate how this prop...

    3 months ago

  • oh good, a new failure model for boots

    oh good, a new failure model for boots

    3 months ago

  • good morning, y'all.  I'm real glad I got the blooky. they are super cuddly and when I went back to the expo hall yesterday there were no others left.

    good morning, y'all. I'm real glad I got the blooky. the...

    3 months ago

  • FUCK YEAH

    FUCK YEAH

    4 months ago

  • dang I guess that duffel bag I've been walking around with all day with a weekend's worth of crap was heavier than I thought

    dang I guess that duffel bag I've been walking around wit...

    4 months ago

  • old cat keeps hitting her "spill proof" water dish across the floor, spilling water everywhere. she's old, and near the end, so I try not to get annoyed, but :triumph::triumph::triumph:

    old cat keeps hitting her "spill proof" water dish across...

    4 months ago

  • at least some problems are easy to solve... new saddle acquired

    at least some problems are easy to solve... new saddle ac...

    4 months ago

  • decided to change things up

    decided to change things up

    4 months ago

  • A E S T H E T I C

    A E S T H E T I C

    4 months ago

  • only human after all

    only human after all

    4 months ago

  • 5 months ago

  • this @vaporfashion hat is :kissing_heart::ok_hand:

    this @vaporfashion hat is :kissing_heart::ok_hand:

    5 months ago

  • dayaaaaammmmmn is this shirt lookin' better or is it me?! (it's both)

    dayaaaaammmmmn is this shirt lookin' better or is it me?!...

    5 months ago

Games

  • Assassin's Creed Odyssey
(Playstation)

Island Hopper

    1 day ago

    Earned Island Hopper in Assassin's Creed Odyssey on Playstation

    1 day ago

  • Fallout 76
(Playstation)

Monet of Murder

    17 days ago

    Earned Monet of Murder in Fallout 76 on Playstation

    17 days ago

  • Red Dead Redemption 2
(Playstation)

Artificial Intelligence

    about 1 month ago

    Earned Artificial Intelligence in Red Dead Redemption 2 on Playstation

    about 1 month ago

  • Fallout 76 B.E.T.A. (PS4)

    about 1 month ago

    Played Fallout 76 B.E.T.A. on PS4

    about 1 month ago

  • Undertale
(Switch)

    about 1 month ago

    Played Undertale on Switch

    about 1 month ago

  • Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
(Switch)

    about 1 month ago

    Played Mario Kart 8 Deluxe on Switch

    about 1 month ago

  • NO THING
(Switch)

    about 1 month ago

    Played NO THING on Switch

    about 1 month ago

  • World of Warcraft
(Mac)

    3 months ago

    Played World of Warcraft on Mac

    3 months ago

  • Nintendo Entertainment System - Nintendo Switch Online
(Switch)

    3 months ago

    Played Nintendo Entertainment System - Nintendo Switch Online on Switch

    3 months ago

  • Read Only Memories
(Switch)

    4 months ago

    Played Read Only Memories on Switch

    4 months ago

Books

Music