facebook messenger just notified me i’ve been friends with someone for five years so I retaliated by flying into a rage and permanently deleting my facebook account 💜

love is real! @ Dante's instagram.com/p/B5js_PSBWjC/…

I don't get it. It's just a clip from the game.

Some good sports insight from the video game streamer guy

crab portal

Famously, there is no violence in America for this reason. twitter.com/DavidWohl/stat…

holy fucking shit its a crab bubble sort twitter.com/geekandahalf/s…

@_jbfitz i’m just surprised by how much of my beloved media from the past is 50% “dude in a dress” or “fat people exist” or “girl not smart” jokes

watching the mst3k turkey day marathon was depressing!

The interesting thing about Gutenberg's invention of the printing press in 1440 is that it was actually invented by the Chinese artisan Bi Sheng in 1041. This small detail was definitely left out when I was taught about it.

Oh, so when other ppl call their pets "fur baby" its fine but when I call a kid a "skin dog" somehow I'm "disgusting" and "the worst pediatrician in this hospital"??

@_jbfitz what a relief! I love that movie. last time I saw it was years ago, when they oddly had a screening at the bagdad, back when the bagdad used to do cool shit

dang cant believe im headed to PORTLANDS (CITY OF BOATS) tommorow cant wait to see what is there to greet me hope to see you buckaroos at the big time show to prove love is real. WHAT SHOULD I SEE WHEN I AM IN THIS NEW LAND? ticketweb.com/event/my-frien…

this game.

Here is a thread of dogs who destroyed Thanksgiving dinner

Thinking about if Riverdale had actually had an aro ace Jughead how many more people might have heard those words, and how little people seem to care about queer erasure when it's aro and ace identities being erased twitter.com/poppoIIs/statu…

"black cats aren't popular as pets because they aren't good for Instagram photos"

I'm sorry but those are the words of a coward who is wrong

@oalian75 it’s either all or nothing for me, ha! one of my many failings. 🤣

skipped the tree this year but still made a damn fine turkey instagram.com/p/B5bWYfwhPfO/…

Every single day you wake up miserable and you try to fill that gaping hole where your soul should be; with money, or with attention; and you don’t care how you get any of it as long as you get it. And no matter how much you get, you will always wake up a miserable little prick. twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…

I shouldn't be shocked but I'm still shocked by how many people fucking love eugenics as long as you don't call it that

down with “exfiltrated”

up with “absconded with” twitter.com/evacide/status…

PSA:
If you're jealous of trans ppl and wish you were trans too, I have some big fuckin news for you

Sad to see Al Roker shouting at margarinerized people twitter.com/davidlsims/sta…

for the first time in as long as I can remember i’ve decided not to put up a xmas tree this year because I just can’t with my cat wrecking it

feeling very conflicted about this!

still watching mst3k and cooking a turkey, though!

someone swapped the batman and catwoman character models and... oh my god

Google has hired a union busting firm and fired every employee they catch organizing. They are brutal, ruthless, and amoral, but not stupid. They KNOW the power organized labor can have against their surveillance/war-profiteering agenda. Solidarity and thanks to the fired workers

@KylynnIt I have a lot more turkey than that under my belt

just picked up my thanksgiving turkey, which involved walking like a half mile home with it

it’s amazing how hard that used to be, compared to how easy it is now with another year of powerlifting and six months of T under my belt

@stuffedskullcat tiktok is a joy but whenever I look at it multiple hours disappear

I’ve declared social media bankruptcy and have stopped reading mastodon and twitter

I feel free, like I have more hours in every day

The New Yorker styles D&D as D. & D., a choice that is infinitely dorkier than anything that anyone who actually plays Dungeons and and Dragons has actually done newyorker.com/humor/daily-sh…

none of this shit is even from the future. is that a bee hive? Fuck you

Your annual reminder that gyms are SUPER empty this time of year! If you're thinking about making a New Year's Resolution to start exercising, consider making a November resolution instead. Learning the equipment before the gym fills up in January will make everything way easier.

dear WE HURT CHICKENS congratulations on having basic human decency of being slightly less of a bigot your prize is me never wanting anything to do with you still because you are gross and evil and hate gay people just not publicly anymore

i once saw someone say "we're so obsessed with gender that we decided cats are female and dogs are male and honestly i think that says a lot about why it's socially acceptable to hate cats" and i've been thinking about it ever since

Ladies, it’s true, lifting weights will help your posture, your body image, your confidence, of course your strength BUT did you know you will also be able to squat over a disgusting public toilet with ease for the entire time you need to pee

the IO in SUPER MARIO stands for Input/Output but no one knows what the other letters stand for

TERFs are shit. twitter.com/charliejane/st…

@mgates_com I don’t want to literally break everything so I think i’ll take it into the shop next week

@BethSkw also strong enough to dent/bend a wrench but weak enough to fail to successfully manipulate basic tools

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

time to go deadlift 265 lbs

@BethSkw I did so much searching on the correct turning directions but I admit I also tried the other way when the first way didn’t work

I did dent my wrench but stopped before completely destroying it or stripping the bolt too badly

put in my place after trying to replace my bike pedals and completely failing to even slightly loosen the old ones 😞

FYI a woman in Italy told me it's healthy to eat pasta every day as long as you only eat lasagna on the weekends I am seeking no further nutrition opinions at this time

this is less of an “ok boomer” and more of a “go away, boomer” out.com/politics/2019/…

My dad did this very good comic about "ok boomer". (See more at bagoftoast.com).

the other day I said something disparaging about people still using facebook while having dinner with some friends and one of them (younger than me) said "ok, zoomer" and I STILL feel loved and seen

Someone: electronic music is not an art, you just push the buttons

Pianists:

BREAKING: a federal judge has ruled that suspicionless searches of travelers’ cell phones, laptops, and other electronic devices when we cross the U.S. border are unconstitutional.

This is an enormous victory for privacy. eff.org/press/releases…

I love being trans and also having to suffering under credit capitalism! One of the credit bureaus decided to not acknowledge my name change 5 years ago and so my entire adult credit history doesn't exist which tanks my score by 100pts and I can't get loans

If I was a computer programmer I would simply tell the computer what to do

gonna solve climate change by punching it until it goes away

+2 years HRT

that response has been a huge thing for me in situations I can’t control since I was a kid

does everyone have it? or just people with anxiety? twitter.com/jephjacques/st…

Someone in Houston needs to adopt this hacker cat ASAP! =^_^= @dc713hou @defcon mirror.co.uk/news/weird-new…

@BethSkw 135? nice!

just wondering how much Norman Reedus can deadlift, having a normal one

Tiktok teens have better opinions on billionaires than the NYT, WaPo and most of the boomers on this site

anyway, I finally caved and bought Death Stranding, I guess.

I see what you did there

Great Job!

@SiaSynn @rstevens 👍 wasn’t sure if you knew the source or not!

I have watched this approximately 9,345,678 times so far today

@SiaSynn gotta love that @rstevens attitude and merch

Cis People: what if this gendered behavior was baked into us by evolution? what if it's our essential nature?

Me, a Gender Cyborg, Lying in a Pile w/ Other Beautiful Gender Cyborgs, Living My Best Life, Ripping Egyptian Cotton From My Vape: yeah dude what if lmao

Hilarious how much mansplaining is flowing in this thread. Every single poster questioning my wife’s credit score, a man. Every single defense of Apple blaming GS, a man. Almost like men are over represented in the defense/justification of discrimination that doesn’t affect them?

For real, I feel like 95% of the time if you get crappy service, it's a sign that your wait person is having an even worse day than you are and they probably don't deserve to have their tip docked for it twitter.com/liz_franczak/s…

Save all that gender reveal party money and energy and just use it for a real shindig when your kid comes out of the closet.

I do think Kojima pulled off cooperative infrastructure rebuilding by players far better than Fallout 76, anyway

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