Just minding my own business playing a new game and 8 hours into the story and th-- 😱

so apparently there are teaser commercials for superbowl commercials now?

is this new?

whichever, sam elliott is fun as hell to watch, even in a commercial for a doritos commercial.

rollingstone.com/music/music-ne…

fighter / blood hunter twitter.com/AnotherElle/st…

@BethSkw huh. my coach has been having me try to keep them out on the descent and ascent.

Software Engineers

20-25: gotta get a job gotta get a job gotta get a job
25-29: gotta get promoted gotta get promoted gotta get promoted
30: makes their own pickles

@BethSkw I thought when your knees do that it's a sign you have too much weight on the bar, and that this sort of compensation (where your knees go out of line) can lead to tendon injury in the knees or hips

imagine if your name was actually Karen

Just a Sphynx cat in a sweater

I got the urge to bake cookies but now I have all these cookies

help I live alone and don’t need these many sweets

i’ve already had like ten instagram.com/p/B7LHpF0hrIi/…

Lots of 409k jokes but tbh everyone under 50 has the same retirement plan: struggle to make ends meet until society collapses and money isn’t worth anything so don’t worry about it

cis person: oh you're trans?

me: yeah

cis:

me:

cis:

me:

cis: can I ask you a personal question

might fuck around and toss a coin to my witcher

currently all I want is to purchase a print of bathtub geralt to put in an elegant frame and hang in my bathroom. why is this such a hard thing to find.

wombat praxis. twitter.com/HAMDUNK/status…

egg: scrambled, with cabbage and tamari
steak: medium rare, but meh
milk: whole, cow
alcohol: miller high life
warm drink: coffee with sugar and milk (and in the morning, creatine) twitter.com/TomNovelly/sta…

boys are reclaiming ladies Night..... and its all thanks to Men

Straight women on r/relationships: My boyfriend admitted to killing my cat but said it was my fault for owning it. Everything else about him is great though. How do I save the relationship?

Straight men on r/relationships: My girlfriend eats popcorn wrong, how do I fix her.

I have bad news about presidential candidates that wilt under the immense pressure of being challenged on TV by Meghan McCain twitter.com/tomselliott/st…

i think the biggest thing we lost when forums fell out of popularity is the ability for some kid to sign up for some website, make mistakes, be a dumbass kid, then learn from their mistakes and just abandon that account and start fresh as a better person

How the fuck is k*tie h**zog still employed/followed/listened to?? “I won’t vote for someone who recognizes nonbinary people’s existence” is not fucking subtle.

binaries exist only in your mind

on the wire so called 'binary data' is a spectrum oops

even your binaries arent binary

so get over it

started off my new years swolution by making and eating an entire loaf of bread

regrets, I have a few instagram.com/p/B6zV2_thDji/…

2020 goals:

bench: ~120lbs -> 200lbs

squat: ~225lbs -> 300lbs

dead: ~265lbs -> 350lbs

pull-ups: ~3 -> 10

go on long bike rides (>20 miles)

go camping

go to a beach

get gendered as a guy by most strangers

this was interesting:

The 20 Moments That Made Portland Famous in the Past 10 Years
wweek.com/news/2019/12/2…

@oalian75 @stuffedskullcat it did a weird thing with nonlinear storytelling that it wasn’t even obvious it was doing until halfway through

I kinda dig the moxie, and definitely think it worked

@stuffedskullcat I think so!

witcher 3 is the only game I played in the series, when it originally released, and while missing some of the backstory I still loved it

I think the show is amazingly true to the characters and spirit of the game, and fills in story gaps I missed in the first two

I watched all of The Witcher on netflix yesterday and it was so good and now I'm bummed I have to wait until 2021 for more, also I'm considering dropping all other games to replay Witcher 3 on switch.

happy xmas

welcome to nj @ NJ parkway instagram.com/p/B6bgAsNh7s7/…

Every single scientist I know: sex can’t be called a binary because we know it exists on a broad spectrum controlled by gene expression.
Transphobes: excuse me, but when I was 8 someone told me about X and Y chromosomes.

facebook messenger just notified me i’ve been friends with someone for five years so I retaliated by flying into a rage and permanently deleting my facebook account 💜

love is real! @ Dante's instagram.com/p/B5js_PSBWjC/…

I don't get it. It's just a clip from the game.

Some good sports insight from the video game streamer guy

crab portal

Famously, there is no violence in America for this reason. twitter.com/DavidWohl/stat…

holy fucking shit its a crab bubble sort twitter.com/geekandahalf/s…

@_jbfitz i’m just surprised by how much of my beloved media from the past is 50% “dude in a dress” or “fat people exist” or “girl not smart” jokes

watching the mst3k turkey day marathon was depressing!

The interesting thing about Gutenberg's invention of the printing press in 1440 is that it was actually invented by the Chinese artisan Bi Sheng in 1041. This small detail was definitely left out when I was taught about it.

Oh, so when other ppl call their pets "fur baby" its fine but when I call a kid a "skin dog" somehow I'm "disgusting" and "the worst pediatrician in this hospital"??

@_jbfitz what a relief! I love that movie. last time I saw it was years ago, when they oddly had a screening at the bagdad, back when the bagdad used to do cool shit

dang cant believe im headed to PORTLANDS (CITY OF BOATS) tommorow cant wait to see what is there to greet me hope to see you buckaroos at the big time show to prove love is real. WHAT SHOULD I SEE WHEN I AM IN THIS NEW LAND? ticketweb.com/event/my-frien…

this game.

Here is a thread of dogs who destroyed Thanksgiving dinner

Thinking about if Riverdale had actually had an aro ace Jughead how many more people might have heard those words, and how little people seem to care about queer erasure when it's aro and ace identities being erased twitter.com/poppoIIs/statu…

"black cats aren't popular as pets because they aren't good for Instagram photos"

I'm sorry but those are the words of a coward who is wrong

@oalian75 it’s either all or nothing for me, ha! one of my many failings. 🤣

skipped the tree this year but still made a damn fine turkey instagram.com/p/B5bWYfwhPfO/…

Every single day you wake up miserable and you try to fill that gaping hole where your soul should be; with money, or with attention; and you don’t care how you get any of it as long as you get it. And no matter how much you get, you will always wake up a miserable little prick. twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…

I shouldn't be shocked but I'm still shocked by how many people fucking love eugenics as long as you don't call it that

down with “exfiltrated”

up with “absconded with” twitter.com/evacide/status…

PSA:
If you're jealous of trans ppl and wish you were trans too, I have some big fuckin news for you

Sad to see Al Roker shouting at margarinerized people twitter.com/davidlsims/sta…

for the first time in as long as I can remember i’ve decided not to put up a xmas tree this year because I just can’t with my cat wrecking it

feeling very conflicted about this!

still watching mst3k and cooking a turkey, though!

someone swapped the batman and catwoman character models and... oh my god

@KylynnIt I have a lot more turkey than that under my belt

just picked up my thanksgiving turkey, which involved walking like a half mile home with it

it’s amazing how hard that used to be, compared to how easy it is now with another year of powerlifting and six months of T under my belt

@stuffedskullcat tiktok is a joy but whenever I look at it multiple hours disappear

I’ve declared social media bankruptcy and have stopped reading mastodon and twitter

I feel free, like I have more hours in every day

The New Yorker styles D&D as D. & D., a choice that is infinitely dorkier than anything that anyone who actually plays Dungeons and and Dragons has actually done newyorker.com/humor/daily-sh…

none of this shit is even from the future. is that a bee hive? Fuck you

Your annual reminder that gyms are SUPER empty this time of year! If you're thinking about making a New Year's Resolution to start exercising, consider making a November resolution instead. Learning the equipment before the gym fills up in January will make everything way easier.

dear WE HURT CHICKENS congratulations on having basic human decency of being slightly less of a bigot your prize is me never wanting anything to do with you still because you are gross and evil and hate gay people just not publicly anymore

i once saw someone say "we're so obsessed with gender that we decided cats are female and dogs are male and honestly i think that says a lot about why it's socially acceptable to hate cats" and i've been thinking about it ever since

Ladies, it’s true, lifting weights will help your posture, your body image, your confidence, of course your strength BUT did you know you will also be able to squat over a disgusting public toilet with ease for the entire time you need to pee

the IO in SUPER MARIO stands for Input/Output but no one knows what the other letters stand for

TERFs are shit. twitter.com/charliejane/st…

@mgates_com I don’t want to literally break everything so I think i’ll take it into the shop next week

@BethSkw also strong enough to dent/bend a wrench but weak enough to fail to successfully manipulate basic tools

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

time to go deadlift 265 lbs