PSA: if you or someone nearby are being brutalized by a police Spot robot and can get a hand or something underneath, grab this handle and yank it forward. This releases the battery, instantly disabling the robot.

Keep your hands away from joints, Spot WILL crush your fingers. twitter.com/nypost/status/…

No labels, just vibes

Okay here is potentially my first actual hot take:

People should be allowed to experiment with and change their gender and gender presentation (including clothes, hormones, medical procedures, etc) without having to pick a label for themselves.

yeah, cis people don't have intrusive thoughts like, "damn, I wish I was trans so I could get HRT".

it might be extra confusing if you're non-binary, so pay more attention to what you want to do rather than what it means that you want to do it. twitter.com/ayyy_vuh/statu…

I got some of the “blackest paint in the world” for Christmas and painted a cheap fairy figurine with it. The results are alarming culturehustleusa.com/products/black…

Verifying myself: I am tekniklr on Keybase.io. BnnzJV8wc4sRykj94rtqTyZE0R-NqzGlXFWq / keybase.io/tekniklr/sigs/…

kind of a bummer to have been born at the very end of the Fuck Around century just to live the rest of my life in the Find Out century

@dsal I miss how weird games used to be, back before more realistic graphics made truly fantastical ideas harder to represent without breaking suspension of disbelief

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy. Not a selfie. twitter.com/lx/status/1363…

with all these viking games and yggdrasil representation recently, I'm starting to crave a Faxanadu remake.

Wait, good God, were these guys an anti-homeless thing?

Resistance bands? What, you mean like Rage Against The Machine?

so my eldest brother, who is a moron, has been playing soldier with his moron friends in the deserts of texas for the last year preparing for the collapse of civilization if biden won (lol). they were burying food and ammo stashes out in the desert, running drills, crazy stuff

This is in the last 6 months in new earth weather

@ghalidrim ditto. bought two of these today, already devoured one.

everyone is suspicious of italians but italians are only suspicious of sicilians. what if we could learn something from the italian. what if we've been wasting our energy when we could be focused on suspecting sicilians

@gendereveal @AudioBlahBlah if you are using Google Authenticator, a good alternative is Authy, which lets you sync across multiple devices. it's annoying as hell to migrate to, but once you are on Authy it's much easier to work around upgrading or replacing your phone.

new candy hearts just dropped

Bitcoin is great because we've finally found a way to directly turn capitalism into pollution and resource depletion

praying 4 the guy who made me drink a can of minute maid lemonade in high school after giving him head so i wouldnt get pregnant.

cant wait for the pandemic to be over so that we can go back to normal life, which was also horrible

Non binary is confusing af what do you mean they don't go by he or she what else am I supposed to call them

@stuffedskullcat the Foundation expansion for Control (included in the ultimate edition on PS Plus this month)- it’s a totally unmarked side quest but after finding three cats on my own the internet helped with the rest

@corwinlw or did you mean the expansion in general? if so, it’s included in the ultimate edition that’s free with PS Plus this month!

@corwinlw I got a silly cosmetic item, some enjoyment, and a trophy, so for me yes. for you? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@corwinlw this is from the Foundation expansion and is a totally unmarked side quest that they only even barely hinted at existing through one piece of lore, as far as I can tell

Control is my kind of game

awh man he dropped his spaskhetti 😭😭😳

Life hack: got a white cat? Put an orange on it to look like a big egg 🍳

every day i wake up and decide to derail the conversation in every group chat i'm in

Shouts out to non-binary people. I do not find your identity confusing nor sexist and if I did I would simply shut the fuck up about it and try to educate myself!

The contacts list in my phone is not a list of my friends. There are people on that list that I never want to hear from and that I would prefer not to have any information about what I'm doing. I will never want to send an invite to anything to my contacts list.

sorry for not keeping in touch. i have literally nothing to say

some of the character designs in Streets of Rage 4 have extreme Tom of Finland vibes

imo, talking about "women and femmes" vs "men and masc-presenting people" is even bigger ~the two genders~ energy than just saying men and women.

twitter.com/Marisa_Ingemi/…

I tried to translate a bag of chinese rice crackers using google translate and these are some of the ingredients it gave me

transmascs you are not “wasting your 20s” in the pandemic you have at least another decade of looking 18 and you know it

I have questions for "low-risk" folks who use "mental health" to justify making choices that raise the risk to already high-risk folks:

Have you considered how your actions impact the mental health of the ppl you are endangering?

IRS: you owe us money :(
Me: how much?
IRS: guess :)
Me: this much?
IRS: No :( Jail ;)

BACK IN THE DAY, if you made a New Folder on a Korean computer, the folder was automatically named after a bird ("new" in Korean is homonymous w/ "bird"). If you made hundreds, the folders would start "begging" through their names, like "I've run out of bird names," "Please stop"

eggs in high school

@BethSkw well, _we_ know that

@ameschright extra great when the "fun surprise" is some sort of interactive thing and my skyrocketing anxiety starts doing barrel rolls

almost makes you wonder how many things you learned in history class were exactly like this? twitter.com/AbbyCScience/s…

An optical illusion for tonight. First you see a man running into the snow ... and then ...

Hearing the sound of millions of people learning that "capitalism" means "an economy controlled by whoever already has capital" not "free markets"

How is this guy always having such a good time and I lie awake feeling guilty about something I said in high school twitter.com/TheRealOJ32/st…

It’s just so much easier to say “people” than “men and women”.

Like, if it were easier, I’d understand why some people are still doing it. But it’s both less accurate AND HARDER.

@tenderlove I think my subconscious mind is really very much more clever than my conscious mind because usually I don’t realize I’ve made a pun until after the fact, then feel like I’m putting on airs if I take credit for it?

If by debate trans issues you mean a robust discussion of what kind of cake to make for your trans friend’s coming out party then I’m on board. If you mean an argument about whether or not I’m a human who deserves rights, the very act of agreeing that’s debatable is dehumanizing

Getting ready to defend the importance of capitalism online

Sound on

david byrne's big suit is technically a gundam

@k8bushofficial I was talking to a cis friend about starting HRT and she was all "gender is fake anyway!" and I was all "hormones aren't fake?"

new whale just dropped
trib.al/lLpFLJm

Pandemic Day 25: I made bread :)

Day 95: I sure do miss my friends

....

Day 310: The White House appears to be under the control of a shirtless man in a Viking helmet

Day 330: Reddit’s coordinated attack on Wall Street is going as planned

All words to the Evangelion opening theme replaced by cat meow in official remake by Yoko Takahashi, the original singer...

Love the people lecturing "ah, but the Reddit people are also bad" like that is remotely relevant to the point here. Got to find a useless moral high ground to park your ass on at all times.

Thank you to whoever explained this - @reddit is incredible

😩🤙🏻

@snarke doomscrolling? I haven’t joyscrolled/schadenfreudescrolled so hard since trump got covid

Samsung Smart TVs use a wifi password of 1111122222 for their setup (SSID: Samsung TV [0-9]{4}). This is not changeable.

By default, external management notifications are set to off.

They told me this was not a security issue. Now it's public knowledge.

OK I did it. Did my best to explain the GameStop hedge fund massacre in seven TikToks.

It's heavily simplified, and I left out a few things like like puts and naked calls, but hopefully anybody who is new to all of this will get the gist of it.

Part 1:

I hope this GameStop thing leads some people to rethink how much the stock market matters in our economy. But probably it will just make hedge funds lobby for laws making credit cards illegal for non-millionaires.

GAY TRANSHUMANISM IS REAL. IT IS REAL AND IT IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW. THE USA IS DOING SOMETHING VERY CRAZY AND HARMFUL BY NOT DOING THIS

what if we had a system where private corporations couldn’t “fund” our elected representatives 🤔

If capitalism is so great why does it fail every decade lmao

bunch of dudes on reddit joined together to raise gamestop's stock price 150% just cuz and u want me to believe the stock market isnt just straight men's astrology

sometimes I wonder how much of the terrible ending of Supernatural was due to COVID preventing them from filming scenes with lots of people, and how much of it was due to someone thinking any of those last two episodes was a genuine good idea