A couple years ago I realized that the same white folks who were claiming Nani Mahalani Kalili was too hard to say were at the same time fully fucking capable of saying the made up alphabet soup that is supercalifragilisticexpialidocous & that’s literally why I am the way I am.

@_gypsymouse bonus gif of my child

See what native land you're living on. Today I'm on Ohlone and Chochenyo land. native-land.ca

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@vegrn yeah, since I knew both being a girl and being a boy weren’t right I didn’t have any other words to describe myself

@vegrn the other kids were my classmates so we were all the same age, in first grade

@vegrn the kid? me? like six or seven?

kids on the playground called me “she” and I asked them not to

they asked if I was a “he”, I said that’s not right either

so they called me “it” for the rest of the year, and I dropped any further discussion of gender for thirty years twitter.com/abbygov/status…

Anime characters really be like “I did 20,000 squats a day for 3 years and now the clap of my ass cheeks can propel me forward through TIME”

My former employer CollegeHumor did this. In order to beat YouTube, Facebook faked incredible viewership numbers, so CH pivoted to FB. So did Funny or Die, many others. The result: A once-thriving online comedy industry was decimated. A $40m fine is laughable; shut Facebook down. twitter.com/profgalloway/s…

A knuckle tattoo that says

K N U C K L E S

Microsoft Flight Simulator is a realistic training tool and a method for flight enthusiasts to get the feel for flying a real aircraft.

seen some cute posts from cishet people being annoyed about “made up holidays”

you should try dealing with made up reasons to take away your basic human rights! 🙂

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this, but unironically twitter.com/RadioFreeTom/s…

@tenderlove Software Engineer the third, etc.

Omg they downloaded a car twitter.com/archinect/stat…

twitter.com/TwitterSupport…

more of this sort of politcal news only, please twitter.com/JordanUhl/stat…

The dogs keep jumping the fence, a solution has been found🐶😁

Me: I hate these Google photo captcha things

The Twilight Zone: WOULDN’T IT BE SPOOKY IF YOU DID A BAD JOB AND WERE THEN KILLED BY A SELF-DRIVING CAR

@akh13 ace people have no thirst, checks out

@Gwobs sorry, I thought we were doing an Outkast thing but that would have been “alright alright alright”, my bad

@Gwobs yeah!

@_jbfitz I’d never seen this video before and now I’m fascinated by how obviously extremely gay it is yet it has these weird bits of forced heterosexuality

anyway, happy birthday!

millennial-review: I did the math. This is accurate. Columbus left Spain on October 12, 1492, so: 192,478 days * $5000 = 962.4 million Jeff Bezos makes over $1.5 billion a week. tmblr.co/Zau6Ut2lITa5Q

they turned the mountain from toblerone into a real thing 😳

Hi! Yesterday our conservative Supreme Court went in to decide whether employers can LEGALLY DISCRIMINATE AGAINST TRANSGENDER EMPLOYEES, setting the tone for all anti-discrimination cases and I feel like that should be on the cover of every newspaper and it's on the cover of none

If you didn't know that there's a spooky LaTeX package, now you do. It's called halloweenmath

stop weaponising the existence of gender non-conforming people against trans people. we know that people can be gender non-conforming. we support them. trans people can also be gender non-conforming. stop pretending the existence of one cancels out the existence of the other.

It’s truly hilarious how much conservatives worry about protecting the sanctity of marriage by not letting queers wed, but are fine with putting us all in a position where we have to marry our richest friends for dental insurance or whatever.

I know it's not actually a big deal, but rails "making me" update to sprockets 4 and create a pointless seeming manifest.js file today, when politicians are debating my humanity, feels like too much.

"you are valid" discourse rotting brains so we get shit like "no matter what scotus says you are worthy and beautifu" i don't care what you think of me i just want to make rent

@akh13 I use a tool that deletes everything at three months automatically

Trans and non-binary people belong in workplaces.

Trans and non-binary people belong in schools.

Trans and non-binary people belong in sports.

Trans and non-binary people belong in restrooms.

Trans and non-binary people belong EVERYWHERE.

#RiseUpOct8

@myrrh screaming, no

punching/crying, yes

If anyone had “hairstyle defeats FR” on the cyber dystopia bingo card, congrats twitter.com/VitalistInt/st…

[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy
[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?

If you worked every single day, making $5000/day, from the time Columbus sailed to America, to the time you are reading this tweet, you would still not be a billionaire, and you would still have less money than Jeff Bezos makes in a week. No one works for a billion dollars.

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corollary: cats ARE good for ya

so, I took it again, instead forcing myself to think about my cat instead, and it went back to 116/77

brains and bodies, man. anxiety ain't good for ya.

I take my blood pressure every week since starting T just to make sure it's not getting too high (it's usually normal)

but today while checking it I somehow ended up daydreaming about the supreme court ruling and being declared legally not a person. surprise! it was 138/89

Tomorrow the Supreme Court is hearing arguments on whether or not it is legal to fire trans people. One thing is clear we won't be quiet. #RiseUpOct8

People are reporting this truck has been sighted cruising around - often near Reed. Been known to be aggressive and even people off the road

License plate is “ROEDER” - after Scott Roeder, right wing fanatic who murdered George Tiller for performing abortions #defendpdx twitter.com/defendpdx/stat…

I find it so funny that the Addams Family is basically meant to be a caricature of what the polar opposite of the picturesque happy suburban family might look like and part of that includes a husband that is deeply in love with his wife and a wife that doesn’t resent her husband. twitter.com/savethedwarves…

GitHub is really good at visualizing burnout.

destroy the idea that every queer/trans person has "always known" they were queer/trans

Tomorrow decides if I'm a person or not. No biggie, it's just my life. twitter.com/PopMobPDX/stat…

This is not an isolated incident

Look at how many Ferguson activists have died under strange circumstances since the protests

The man who filmed the cops murdering Eric Garner is in prison reporting poisoning attempts against him twitter.com/Joshua4Congres…

Tiny has committed dozens of assaults on community members, was finally picked up for jumping a random person on the side of the road. He then fled the state for months, his bail is lower than beta cuck, who protected people against a hammer wielding nazi oregonlive.com/news/2019/10/p…

can't stop thinking about... HIM.............

HBO locking streaming access to fifty fucking seasons of Sesame Street—all funded by taxpayer dollars!—into their for-profit subscription service should absolutely not be legal.

@gendereveal I don’t think the song is supposed to be about being queer, but as a confused ace kid who didn’t know gender had any options for me, green day’s basket case resonated with me, and still does

youtu.be/NUTGr5t3MoY

@xiexie11 thanks I hate it

@akh13 i’m afraid i’m not seeing the connection?

it has to be exhausting to be this straight twitter.com/Zod14_/status/…

update:

leg stopped being twingey, but now my entire body is uniformly tired and slightly sore

phew, that's the good shit

@akh13 absolutely intentional, it's on printed materials and everything. 🤮

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS

Feel like I've passed some kind of shit trans milestone because a cis person I barely know decided to ask me about whether I want The Surgery ™️

Do I at least get a cake to mark the occasion? 😂

I was deadlifting 3s @ 225 yesterday which is more than I've ever done 3s at before and today just one quad has a bit of a twinge 🚫

at least it's the opposite leg from the one I've had recent tendon injuries in? 🙃

Every email I ever send: Hello! I am extremely excited to be corresponding with you! You can tell by the number of exclamation points I use! Here is one sentence with a period so that I don’t come across as manic. Thanks!

thinking about medication (HRT, insulin?) shortages happening in the UK, and how this terrible thing is a prelude of more terrible things to come with wider scale climate chaos

having a good one

@tekniklr Did not expect the first sentence to exceed the already high expectations set by the title.

this is amazing. bbc.com/news/newsbeat-…

@Bandcamp my “new release from an artist you follow” e-mails changed this week from the greeting
“Greetings, <username>,”
to
“Greetings <deadname from an old credit card you haven’t used in years >,”

please stop doing things like this! that hasn’t been my name in YEARS

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this is the only good instance of the goose meme I have seen