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    sleep paralysis demon
    sleep paralysis demon

    PSA: if you or someone nearby are being brutalized by a police Spot robot and can get a hand or something underneath, grab this handle and yank it forward. This releases the battery, instantly disabling the robot.

    Keep your hands away from joints, Spot WILL crush your fingers. twitter.com/nypost/status/…

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    Jasmine('s boobs hurt)
    Jasmine('s boobs hurt)

    No labels, just vibes

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    Jasmine('s boobs hurt)
    Jasmine('s boobs hurt)

    Okay here is potentially my first actual hot take:

    People should be allowed to experiment with and change their gender and gender presentation (including clothes, hormones, medical procedures, etc) without having to pick a label for themselves.

  • tekniklr
    tekniklr

    yeah, cis people don't have intrusive thoughts like, "damn, I wish I was trans so I could get HRT".

    it might be extra confusing if you're non-binary, so pay more attention to what you want to do rather than what it means that you want to do it. twitter.com/ayyy_vuh/statu…

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    Jason "David Wong" Pargin
    Jason "David Wong" Pargin

    I got some of the “blackest paint in the world” for Christmas and painted a cheap fairy figurine with it. The results are alarming culturehustleusa.com/products/black…

  • tekniklr
    tekniklr

    Verifying myself: I am tekniklr on Keybase.io. BnnzJV8wc4sRykj94rtqTyZE0R-NqzGlXFWq / keybase.io/tekniklr/sigs/…

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    Heinz Baked Jeans
    Heinz Baked Jeans

    kind of a bummer to have been born at the very end of the Fuck Around century just to live the rest of my life in the Find Out century

  • tekniklr
    tekniklr

    @dsal I miss how weird games used to be, back before more realistic graphics made truly fantastical ideas harder to represent without breaking suspension of disbelief

  • tekniklr
    tekniklr

    Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy. Not a selfie. twitter.com/lx/status/1363…

  • tekniklr
    tekniklr

    with all these viking games and yggdrasil representation recently, I'm starting to crave a Faxanadu remake.

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    Zack Budryk
    Zack Budryk

    Wait, good God, were these guys an anti-homeless thing?

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    Nihilift
    Nihilift

    Resistance bands? What, you mean like Rage Against The Machine?

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    Jean-Michel Connard
    Jean-Michel Connard

    so my eldest brother, who is a moron, has been playing soldier with his moron friends in the deserts of texas for the last year preparing for the collapse of civilization if biden won (lol). they were burying food and ammo stashes out in the desert, running drills, crazy stuff

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    C.M. Guatemalan Chkn Wings
    C.M. Guatemalan Chkn Wings

    This is in the last 6 months in new earth weather

  • tekniklr
    tekniklr

    @ghalidrim ditto. bought two of these today, already devoured one.

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    ringworm
    ringworm

    everyone is suspicious of italians but italians are only suspicious of sicilians. what if we could learn something from the italian. what if we've been wasting our energy when we could be focused on suspecting sicilians

  • tekniklr
    tekniklr

    @gendereveal @AudioBlahBlah if you are using Google Authenticator, a good alternative is Authy, which lets you sync across multiple devices. it's annoying as hell to migrate to, but once you are on Authy it's much easier to work around upgrading or replacing your phone.

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    🥩 What If You Suddenly Obtained Meat? 🥩
    🥩 What If You Suddenly Obtained Meat? 🥩

    new candy hearts just dropped

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    Prolapsed Catholic
    Prolapsed Catholic

    Bitcoin is great because we've finally found a way to directly turn capitalism into pollution and resource depletion

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    Liz Maupin
    Liz Maupin

    praying 4 the guy who made me drink a can of minute maid lemonade in high school after giving him head so i wouldnt get pregnant.

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    p.e. moskowitz
    p.e. moskowitz

    cant wait for the pandemic to be over so that we can go back to normal life, which was also horrible

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    Chuckfug
    Chuckfug

    Non binary is confusing af what do you mean they don't go by he or she what else am I supposed to call them

  • tekniklr
    tekniklr

    @stuffedskullcat the Foundation expansion for Control (included in the ultimate edition on PS Plus this month)- it’s a totally unmarked side quest but after finding three cats on my own the internet helped with the rest

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    tekniklr

    @corwinlw or did you mean the expansion in general? if so, it’s included in the ultimate edition that’s free with PS Plus this month!

  • tekniklr
    tekniklr

    @corwinlw I got a silly cosmetic item, some enjoyment, and a trophy, so for me yes. for you? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • tekniklr
    tekniklr

    @corwinlw this is from the Foundation expansion and is a totally unmarked side quest that they only even barely hinted at existing through one piece of lore, as far as I can tell

  • tekniklr
    tekniklr

    Control is my kind of game

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    piss

    awh man he dropped his spaskhetti 😭😭😳

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    Barry Lewis
    Barry Lewis

    Life hack: got a white cat? Put an orange on it to look like a big egg 🍳

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    Heinz Baked Jeans
    Heinz Baked Jeans

    every day i wake up and decide to derail the conversation in every group chat i'm in

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    Ty Turner
    Ty Turner

    Shouts out to non-binary people. I do not find your identity confusing nor sexist and if I did I would simply shut the fuck up about it and try to educate myself!

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    Eva
    Eva

    The contacts list in my phone is not a list of my friends. There are people on that list that I never want to hear from and that I would prefer not to have any information about what I'm doing. I will never want to send an invite to anything to my contacts list.

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    marianne eloise
    marianne eloise

    sorry for not keeping in touch. i have literally nothing to say

  • tekniklr
    tekniklr

    some of the character designs in Streets of Rage 4 have extreme Tom of Finland vibes

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    a trans podcast
    a trans podcast

    imo, talking about "women and femmes" vs "men and masc-presenting people" is even bigger ~the two genders~ energy than just saying men and women.

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    Killford Brimley 🔪
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    Claire!!!!!!!
    Claire!!!!!!!

    I tried to translate a bag of chinese rice crackers using google translate and these are some of the ingredients it gave me

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    rowan

    transmascs you are not “wasting your 20s” in the pandemic you have at least another decade of looking 18 and you know it

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    The Tweedy Mutant ♿🌈
    The Tweedy Mutant ♿🌈

    I have questions for "low-risk" folks who use "mental health" to justify making choices that raise the risk to already high-risk folks:

    Have you considered how your actions impact the mental health of the ppl you are endangering?

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    Taylor Cox
    Taylor Cox

    IRS: you owe us money :(
    Me: how much?
    IRS: guess :)
    Me: this much?
    IRS: No :( Jail ;)

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    Emily Jungmin Yoon
    Emily Jungmin Yoon

    BACK IN THE DAY, if you made a New Folder on a Korean computer, the folder was automatically named after a bird ("new" in Korean is homonymous w/ "bird"). If you made hundreds, the folders would start "begging" through their names, like "I've run out of bird names," "Please stop"

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    ✨ em the gremlin ✨
    ✨ em the gremlin ✨

    eggs in high school

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    tekniklr

    @BethSkw well, _we_ know that

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    tekniklr

    @ameschright extra great when the "fun surprise" is some sort of interactive thing and my skyrocketing anxiety starts doing barrel rolls

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    tekniklr

    almost makes you wonder how many things you learned in history class were exactly like this? twitter.com/AbbyCScience/s…

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    nxthompson
    nxthompson

    An optical illusion for tonight. First you see a man running into the snow ... and then ...

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    ass reductionist
    ass reductionist

    Hearing the sound of millions of people learning that "capitalism" means "an economy controlled by whoever already has capital" not "free markets"

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    Casey James Salengo
    Casey James Salengo

    How is this guy always having such a good time and I lie awake feeling guilty about something I said in high school twitter.com/TheRealOJ32/st…

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    Hank Green
    Hank Green

    It’s just so much easier to say “people” than “men and women”.

    Like, if it were easier, I’d understand why some people are still doing it. But it’s both less accurate AND HARDER.

  • tekniklr
    tekniklr

    @tenderlove I think my subconscious mind is really very much more clever than my conscious mind because usually I don’t realize I’ve made a pun until after the fact, then feel like I’m putting on airs if I take credit for it?

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    Rebecca Green
    Rebecca Green

    If by debate trans issues you mean a robust discussion of what kind of cake to make for your trans friend’s coming out party then I’m on board. If you mean an argument about whether or not I’m a human who deserves rights, the very act of agreeing that’s debatable is dehumanizing

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    Diego Lopez
    Diego Lopez

    Getting ready to defend the importance of capitalism online

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    place where cat shouldn't be
    place where cat shouldn't be

    Sound on

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    K. Thor Jensen
    K. Thor Jensen

    david byrne's big suit is technically a gundam

  • tekniklr
    tekniklr

    @k8bushofficial I was talking to a cis friend about starting HRT and she was all "gender is fake anyway!" and I was all "hormones aren't fake?"

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    NPR
    NPR

    new whale just dropped
    trib.al/lLpFLJm

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    Bird Facts
    Bird Facts

    Pandemic Day 25: I made bread :)

    Day 95: I sure do miss my friends

    ....

    Day 310: The White House appears to be under the control of a shirtless man in a Viking helmet

    Day 330: Reddit’s coordinated attack on Wall Street is going as planned

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    Jim Zub
    Jim Zub

    All words to the Evangelion opening theme replaced by cat meow in official remake by Yoko Takahashi, the original singer...

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    Joseph Fink, 👻🎃healthcare is a human right🎃👻
    Joseph Fink, 👻🎃healthcare is a human right🎃👻

    Love the people lecturing "ah, but the Reddit people are also bad" like that is remotely relevant to the point here. Got to find a useless moral high ground to park your ass on at all times.

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    Jimmy Kelly
    Jimmy Kelly

    Thank you to whoever explained this - @reddit is incredible

    😩🤙🏻

  • tekniklr
    tekniklr

    @snarke doomscrolling? I haven’t joyscrolled/schadenfreudescrolled so hard since trump got covid

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    Silas Cutler
    Silas Cutler

    Samsung Smart TVs use a wifi password of 1111122222 for their setup (SSID: Samsung TV [0-9]{4}). This is not changeable.

    By default, external management notifications are set to off.

    They told me this was not a security issue. Now it's public knowledge.

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    Q. Anthony (FKA Andray Domise)
    Q. Anthony (FKA Andray Domise)

    OK I did it. Did my best to explain the GameStop hedge fund massacre in seven TikToks.

    It's heavily simplified, and I left out a few things like like puts and naked calls, but hopefully anybody who is new to all of this will get the gist of it.

    Part 1:

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    Josh Gondelman
    Josh Gondelman

    I hope this GameStop thing leads some people to rethink how much the stock market matters in our economy. But probably it will just make hedge funds lobby for laws making credit cards illegal for non-millionaires.

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    wint but AI
    wint but AI

    GAY TRANSHUMANISM IS REAL. IT IS REAL AND IT IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW. THE USA IS DOING SOMETHING VERY CRAZY AND HARMFUL BY NOT DOING THIS

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    Rebecca "Wear a Fucking Mask" Watson
    Rebecca "Wear a Fucking Mask" Watson

    what if we had a system where private corporations couldn’t “fund” our elected representatives 🤔

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    Adriana
    Adriana

    If capitalism is so great why does it fail every decade lmao

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    first-mate prance
    first-mate prance

    bunch of dudes on reddit joined together to raise gamestop's stock price 150% just cuz and u want me to believe the stock market isnt just straight men's astrology

  • tekniklr
    tekniklr

    sometimes I wonder how much of the terrible ending of Supernatural was due to COVID preventing them from filming scenes with lots of people, and how much of it was due to someone thinking any of those last two episodes was a genuine good idea

Pictures

  • bathroom decor updated

    bathroom decor updated

    about 1 year ago

  • I got the urge to bake cookies but now I have all these cookies help I live alone and don’t need these many sweets i’ve already had like ten

    I got the urge to bake cookies but now I have all these c...

    about 1 year ago

  • welcome to nj

    welcome to nj

    about 1 year ago

  • love is real!

    love is real!

    about 1 year ago

  • skipped the tree this year but still made a damn fine turkey

    skipped the tree this year but still made a damn fine turkey

    about 1 year ago

  • a healthful halloween snack

    a healthful halloween snack

    over 1 year ago

  • banana for scale based tricks

    banana for scale based tricks

    over 1 year ago

  • looks like I'm making a detour to get a new tire tomorrow?

    looks like I'm making a detour to get a new tire tomorrow?

    over 1 year ago

  • I hate how it seems every hotel now has the policy to enter your room at least once every 24 hours no matter what today I returned to my room to find the outside pocket of my duffel unzipped nothing was there worth taking, but still.

    I hate how it seems every hotel now has the policy to ent...

    over 1 year ago

  • bought some lovely, transy dice #pax

    bought some lovely, transy dice #pax

    over 1 year ago

  • curse your sudden yet inevitable betrayal (I was not present for this tiny apocalypse, but I'm sure it was glorious)

    curse your sudden yet inevitable betrayal (I was not pres...

    over 1 year ago

  • this is some Deus Ex ass nonsense #defcon

    this is some Deus Ex ass nonsense #defcon

    over 1 year ago

  • the church of the subgenius lives on, pinkos

    the church of the subgenius lives on, pinkos

    over 1 year ago

  • :muscle::smirk_cat:

    :muscle::smirk_cat:

    over 1 year ago

  • this is a pride/beer Instagram now also, WHICH local causes? that part is important!

    this is a pride/beer Instagram now also, WHICH local caus...

    over 1 year ago

  • it me, yer enby beer fest fren with a good root beer, like a real beer fan

    it me, yer enby beer fest fren with a good root beer, lik...

    over 1 year ago

  • found a Stand in a pub in Idaho Falls

    found a Stand in a pub in Idaho Falls

    over 1 year ago

  • it me, yer tiny enby fren

    it me, yer tiny enby fren

    over 1 year ago

  • I've accidentally wound up at this same damn LAX airport bar so many times and am always pleasantly surprised- I need to start coming here on purpose

    I've accidentally wound up at this same damn LAX airport ...

    almost 2 years ago

  • the absolute best Easter candy

    the absolute best Easter candy

    almost 2 years ago

Games

  • Control: Ultimate Edition
(Playstation)

Familiar Methodologies

    11 days ago

    Earned Familiar Methodologies in Control: Ultimate Edition on Playstation

    11 days ago

  • No Man's Sky
(Playstation)

A Space Odyssey

    about 1 month ago

    Earned A Space Odyssey in No Man's Sky on Playstation

    about 1 month ago

  • Marvel's Spider-Man: Miles Morales
(Playstation)

Plus Plus

    about 2 months ago

    Earned Plus Plus in Marvel's Spider-Man: Miles Morales on Playstation

    about 2 months ago

  • Cyberpunk 2077
(PS4)

    3 months ago

    Played Cyberpunk 2077 on PS4

    3 months ago

  • Astro's Playroom
(PS5)

    3 months ago

    Played Astro's Playroom on PS5

    3 months ago

  • Assassin's Creed Valhalla
(PS5)

    3 months ago

    Played Assassin's Creed Valhalla on PS5

    3 months ago

  • Assassin's Creed Valhalla (PS4)
(PS4)

    4 months ago

    Played Assassin's Creed Valhalla (PS4) on PS4

    4 months ago

  • Watch Dogs: Legion (PS4)
(PS4)

    4 months ago

    Played Watch Dogs: Legion (PS4) on PS4

    4 months ago

  • State of Mind
(PS4)

    4 months ago

    Played State of Mind on PS4

    4 months ago

  • Trials of Mana
(PS4)

    4 months ago

    Played Trials of Mana on PS4

    4 months ago

Books

  • Fallout: The Vault Dweller's Official Cookbook

    4 months ago

  • Tom of Finland

    4 months ago

  • Petals to the Metal

    7 months ago

  • Lucifer, Book Two

    8 months ago

  • A Year Without a Name: A Memoir

    8 months ago

  • Lucifer, Book One

    8 months ago

  • Don't Eat Cat

    8 months ago

  • Not Pounded By Anything: Six Platonic Tales Of Non-Sexual Encounters

    8 months ago

Music

  • Pale Honey - Lay All Your Love on Me

    2 days ago

  • Garbage - #1 Crush

    2 days ago

  • Florence + the Machine - Drumming Song

    2 days ago

  • Leonard Cohen - Suzanne

    2 days ago

  • Iron & Wine - Evening on the Ground (Lilith's Song)

    2 days ago

  • The Killers - When You Were Young

    2 days ago

  • Dead Can Dance - I Am Stretched on Your Grave - Live Remastered

    2 days ago

  • Squalloscope - Bloodbath for Birds

    2 days ago

  • Ludo - The Horror Of Our Love

    2 days ago

  • Panic! at the Disco - Hallelujah

    2 days ago

  • Hozier - Take Me to Church

    2 days ago