@BethSkw @english_major I think the article made a convincing point why this broach, which was a gift from the Obamas as friends, was deliberate.

I never thought I would be interested in royal fashion in the slightest, but I suppose I am extremely interested in both salt and shade, of which this has both in abundance

(attn @english_major) twitter.com/merrickmonroe/…

@_lbaillie @tobyfee I also call it that

My 13 yro daughter just asked

What if "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" & "It's Raining Men" are about the same event, but from different perspectives?

today I have no more spoons but salt to spare

@_lbaillie yaaaaaaasssssssss

@_lbaillie omg, I”m glad you’re okay! that’s terrifying!

dayaaaaammmmmn is this shirt lookin' better or is it me?! (it's both) instagram.com/p/BlYtku7hHCm/…

did you know if you remove the word “actually” from your brain you’ll come across as 78% less shitty in both compliments and arguments

@ameschright @jhelwig I'm reaching out to my community to see if anyone else is interested!

@ameschright what’s the rate and could we do it without a call?

@DrunkenGeeBee abso-fucking-lutely

I was kinda sick but decided to go to a college theater club meetup anyway, where I met my best friend for the first time, who I lived with for over eight years and ended up moving to another state with, where I got my first real job, etc, etc twitter.com/tvoti/status/1…

Wait, you mean...

*looks around*

Banning straws does fuck all to help the environment WHILE harming us disabled people?

🤔🤔🤔 twitter.com/business/statu…

its stupid when girls say they cant find a guy, yet they ignore me. its like saying youre hungry when theres a hot dog on the ground outside

you know what wo uld be fun, would be if twitter hq just dumped a truck full of wet turds on my front lawn every day "In case I missed it"

Black lives matter.
TERF isn’t a slur.
GamerGate is a hate campaign.
Fuck the patriarchy.
There are more than two genders.
Asexuals and bisexuals belong at Pride.
Trans women are women.
Abolish ICE.
Vaccinate your kids.
The straw ban is ableist.
Sex workers aren’t criminals.

I know y’all expect me to say the Super Mario Bros movie but I won’t because THAT’S REALLY A GOOD MOVIE twitter.com/thecherness/st…

why is it that I love cayenne pepper and don’t think it’s particularly hot at all, but can’t stand how hot jalapeno is, even though cayenne is higher on the scoville scale 🤔

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scoville_…

@ahninjas the sky in portland looked like this when there were huge forest fires nearby last year. I know there’s a lot of that going around these days

it’s super cool how many articles you read these days look a whole lot like the lore snippets you’d find in, say, Horizon Zero Dawn. newtimes.co.rw/news/extinctio…

Call me old fashioned but I personally think a President committing treason is worse than lying about a blow job.

how can you even reach people like this?

also, I know I shouldn’t be surprised at how hypocritical/incapable of self-reflection these people are… but. Hillary Clinton has “illusions of grandeur”. 🤯 twitter.com/JordanUhl/stat…

Who knew the Cold War would have a twist ending.

My list of the best prime day deals! twitter.com/SenSanders/sta…

“No one is going to give you the education you need to overthrow them. Nobody is going to teach you your true history and your true heroes because they know that knowledge will help set you free.”
~ Assata Shakur

Dudes online: “I love cyberpunk. It’s so cool and edgy and I totally just wanna live in those awesome worlds”

*sees IRL leather-clad neon mohawked transgender human working in badass cutting edge gaming/tech industry*

Dudes: “KILL YOURSELF SNOWFLAKE GO BACK TO UR SAFE SPACE”

@_lbaillie black hole on glisan has been my go to for piercings. I like them a lot!

@_lbaillie I love getting piercings! if you need a piercing buddy for after your recovery, I’m your enby.

@_lbaillie (and by long I meant soon? words are hard.)

@_lbaillie omg! almost welcome to the club, though?

but! you’ll have to take all jewelry out for surgery, so I’m gonna encourage you to wait a bit more?

because a month (squee!) is too long to take a new piercing out for hours

Hi. In solidarity with the workers in Spain who are on strike against the horrendous working conditions in Amazon warehouses, DO NOT PARTICIPATE IN AMAZON DAY TODAY! DO NOT USE AMAZON APP OR ON THE WEB.

You could teach a screenwriting class with this gif-

@BethSkw maybe they only look nice to people who like hips, which I cannot empathize with at all

oh, so here come the upside down pocket police. I see how it is.

Lift weights, eat what you want, just don’t eat beans the day before squat day

@BethSkw I’m not saying they shouldn’t be allowed to wear them, but they look bad while doing so. which is fine, I choose to look bad most times.

what’s your opinion on those shorts with upside down pockets?

@BethSkw you misspelled most accurate

those high waisted things are the most awful mom clothes imaginable and it’s so weird seeing then everywhere

@microwavenby @_lbaillie completely egg free biscuits! fresh baked! to put in your face! tomorrow!

Colour me fucking surprised twitter.com/Salon/status/1…

@_lbaillie omg

(spoiler: that’s exactly what they want, if you read the thread. because all people deserve a happy life but the only humans that are people are cis men)

do you want The Handmaid’s Tale? because this is how you get The Handmaid’s Tale! twitter.com/NuclearTakes/s…

Uggghhh relatable. Also, amazing. CW for nudity. twitter.com/bootyslime/sta…

trying to be a good citizen of Earth by participating in the Amazon boycott (including Twitch, Zappos, etc) but I feel like this is inconveniencing me a lot more than @amazon will even notice

I’m still doing it though!

even though my gym shoes did this today during my workout

WHO USED THE MONKEY PAW TO ASK FOR A PAIR OF WOMEN'S PANTS WITH POCKETS twitter.com/absrdst/status…

One of the worst videogames of recent years is fixed by a modder five years later who noticed a single letter typo in an .ini file that changed the game’s AI twitter.com/nesbot_feed/st…

She wore a binder for ten minutes and chickened the fuck out twitter.com/Variety/status…

finally, a small bit of good news twitter.com/Variety/status…

Abolish ICE, delete Reddit, kill all Nazis

wow @reddit go fuck yourself. polygon.com/2018/7/13/1756…

Useful

big mood

although it’s really the probable shoulder and back hair that’s holding me back more than facial hair twitter.com/gendereveal/st…

Friday shirt moods

that "prrbt?" sound cats make when u pat them by surprise. rt if u agree

I’d love to see what a law like this (if it was actually enforced) would do to roads that are inexplicably bike routes (like SE Woodstock in Portland) twitter.com/BikePortland/s…

If you told me becoming a “gym person” would allow me to feel fine about sitting in a parking lot and devouring a rotisserie chicken with my hands, I would have done it sooner.

RT if you thought this was about open source twitter.com/kottke/status/…

"Antifa" LITERALLY means "anti-fascist".

If you are Anti-Antifa, you are - quite literally, with no exaggeration - a fascist or at least sympathetic to fascism. Period. And no, you're not allowed to disagree.

my new cable/modem router did a factory reset on itself today

or the cable company did it!

either way, 😎

@GoodellEmily @BethSkw @OHnewsroom have they seen this: screencrush.com/where-do-pixar…

@importantcast talked about this a bit, too: idlethumbs.net/importantiftru…

in case you didn’t know, or a reminder if you somehow forgot-

the @SuperSoulBros are a really really great band and you should listen to them! supersoulbros.bandcamp.com/album/stritchs…

I’m really bummed I’ll be missing them at camp @Fangamer this year 😫

This is what fascism looks like twitter.com/KETV/status/10…

if you’re still playing Guild Wars 2 or supporting ArenaNet in any other way after this… why?

at some point, 🤷‍♂️ starts to look like 🎮🐊 twitter.com/Delafina777/st…

I wonder if it’s possible/desirable to train myself to respond with “who?” every time someone calls me a lady or ma’am’s me

🤔 also 🖕

Hello, game police? I'd like to make a formal complaint about the conduct of ALAN WRITE A FEMALE HERE

So in the wake of the ArenaNet thing one of my friends' employers apparently got a bunch of form letters demanding they be fired, except they fucked up and a bunch of them just said "%FEMALENAME"

Reminder: don’t buy from Amazon this week if you can at all avoid it, and especially don’t order anything on Prime Day (7/16). Support Amazon workers fighting for better wages and treatment! twitter.com/iniquitousfish…

so that iOS update yesterday? fixing the emoji crash?

turns out that bug was introduced when apple caved to chinese demands, coding it so the taiwanese flag emoji wouldn’t show in china 😡

objective-see.com/blog/blog_0x34…