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    \documentclass{IEEEtran} clara
    \documentclass{IEEEtran} clara

    ah yes, the three genders

    (I got *out* of paying the gender tax for once — my vitamins were like 20% less expensive than the men’s OR women’s kind)

    a shelf at Walgreens, full of multivitamin bottles. I drew a ♂ over the bottles labeled as being for “men,” a ♀ over the ones for “women,” and a ⚧ over the ones for “adults.”

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    rues

    boost if you give goths permission to pose and take photos on your grave after you die

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    ZK-Class Reality Failure Event 🍓
    ZK-Class Reality Failure Event 🍓

    :rose:​:is:​:red:
    :violet:​:is:​:blue:
    :flag:​:is:​:win:
    :baba:​:is:​:you:

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    Kae
    Kae
    @k

    @chr did you just "anyway here's wonderwall" megalovania

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    kɜ:ʳ :dragnmlem:
    kɜ:ʳ :dragnmlem:

    anyway here’s it played on the otamatone youtu.be/tADkFuime_g

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    my last tested max deadlift was in November. 195 lbs.

    today, I pulled 2x195. and it didn't feel like it was particularly near my limit.

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    D Dino
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    pronouncing pineapple like minneapolis

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    @zenhob "My fellow Americans. As a young enby, I dreamed of being a baseball. But tonight I say, we must punch forward, not backward; upward, not forward; and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards progress!"

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    Clout Addicted Gremlin
    Clout Addicted Gremlin

    folks,,,

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    @Birdmachine s/another/the other/, of course. I've been on road trips 😅

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    @Birdmachine haha, I just looked it up, too.

    I never did do a road trip from one place to another, I was just extrapolating based on my trips from Ithaca!

    screenshot of google maps driving directions between pittsburgh and boston

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    @Birdmachine I'm sure having your own space will help a LOT 💜

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    @Birdmachine 10 hours north of PGH is Boston???? I can't be THAT bad at geography (I thought it was like 12 hours east?)

    (I used to live in Ithaca and took several roadtrips to both places)

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    @Birdmachine 10 hours north is... Toronto? hope it's for something fun!

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    @Birdmachine burnout is real, dude. take a break.

    also, as a senior programmer at a place with no junior programmers, ✊

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    you see, it's InfoSec, but with Sex, because a 'c'(+s) makes a similar sound to an 'x'

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    because of who I am as a person, I randomly thought of the portmanteau "infosex" today, and thinking "I can't be the first person to have thought of this", I looked it up

    (I wasn't the first person to have thought of this)

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    Jorty, Disciple of Worms
    Jorty, Disciple of Worms

    Them: `if (b) a++;`

    Me: you are like a little baby, watch this: `a += !!b;`

    (please don't ever do this)

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    Quzu Bibinen // smol tank and tiny ninja
    Quzu Bibinen // smol tank and tiny ninja

    Hackers need to steal the Chic-fil-a recipes and start a co-op for disenfranchised groups to compete with them called Chic-fil-gay.

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    I should clarify- limit one sad, cis, straight, allosexual, white dude / season.

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    with how much Queer Eye has mentioned playing with gender recently, I wonder if next season they'll make over a non-binary person?

    also, they've made over lots of women at this point, but somehow still no openly trans women!

    limit one sad white dude / season, please

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    honestly enjoying Instagram a lot more now that I know you can tap and hold a story to pause it

    before it was just stressful, wondering how anyone read these walls of text in that little time and being too lazy to screenshot, and wondering why THIS was everyone's preferred means of communicating their walls of text

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    polymerwitch :synth-sun:
    polymerwitch :synth-sun:

    put HRT in vending machines

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    @polymerwitch this one I faved on purpose, and would fave a thousand more times if given the opportunity.

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    @polymerwitch I faved this by accident but in retrospect I stand by it.

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    Siph :siphonay_happy:
    Siph :siphonay_happy:

    Saw somebody call a hedgehog an "ouch mouse" yesterday and I think it's great

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    ♦️ kylie jender ♦️
    ♦️ kylie jender ♦️

    lots of LGBT+ people are heterosexual

    bi/pan people are

    plenty of ace/aro, demi, trans, queer people are...

    not all heterosexual people are straight, just saying

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    3 ninja in a druid's robe :vf:
    3 ninja in a druid's robe :vf:

    pro tip for trans girls: map out the choreography of a magical girl transformation sequence, shoot pictures of it for a frame each month, edit it together, most epic transition timeline achieved

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    Comrade Squidward 💜
    Comrade Squidward 💜

    beans means 2 things, cat toes and coffee. miss me with those legumes

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    Happy 45th day of Spring everyone!!!

    blog.tomasino.org/post/seasons

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    every day the allergen index is low yet every day this week I've woken up with a sore throat and itchy eyes

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    I miss Deus Ex games

    I hope a new one comes out one day

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    references to ableist language and the unlearning of it

    @zenhob I'm not saying we need these terms, but we need something more descriptive than "bad". there are infinite ways to be "bad" and the differences between those ways are important.

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    references to ableist language and the unlearning of it

    @zenhob making speech too simplistic weakens us... like 1984's newspeak. better to create a new term.

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    Agent 8 :verified:
    Agent 8 :verified:

    thought this was a really neat redesign of catholic propaganda. art by daggers-drawn on tumblr

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    want to live in a new apartment but don't want to move

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    references to ableist language and the unlearning of it

    @zenhob but sometimes I want to say that both an idea is bad and the person who presented it is bad too

    silly gives some people too much of a benefit of a doubt

    flat earth isn't just silly, it's stupid

    anti vaccers aren't just silly, they are dumb (and dangerous)

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    references to ableist language and the unlearning of it

    @zenhob the ones I have the biggest trouble with still are calling things "stupid" or "dumb". all available replacements I've found lack the correct feeling.

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    just another day of waking up feeling like absolute garbage obsessing over a casual remark I made a week ago that could have possibly been interpreted in the wrong way but probably wasn't

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    Prison Hipster
    Prison Hipster
    Phobic Christian weirdness

    I think this is supposed to be anti-trans but it kind of seems like our mission statement here at Mastodon.

    A radiation symbol mixed with the gender symbols saying to reject man as the image of God

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Tweets

Pictures

  • :raised_hands::smile_cat:

    :raised_hands::smile_cat:

    10 days ago

  • well, at least my fever is only 101° now? :hand:is this the flu?

    well, at least my fever is only 101° now? :hand:is this t...

    about 1 month ago

  • woke up with a sore throat and cough and now I have a 102.5° fever  this is fine

    woke up with a sore throat and cough and now I have a 102...

    about 1 month ago

  • so I tried to give myself a fade

    so I tried to give myself a fade

    about 1 month ago

  • please let this be a bait bike

    please let this be a bait bike

    about 2 months ago

  • cursed workplace object

    cursed workplace object

    about 2 months ago

  • 2009 vs 2019

    2009 vs 2019

    2 months ago

  • took me a shameful amount of time to realize the evacuation device in the office is in a ferrous case...

    took me a shameful amount of time to realize the evacuati...

    3 months ago

  • ab-so-tootly

    ab-so-tootly

    4 months ago

  • drew a little picture of my character during gaming today and it's also a pretty accurate representation of me, tbh

    drew a little picture of my character during gaming today...

    4 months ago

  • Frisk update: scalp cleaned

    Frisk update: scalp cleaned

    5 months ago

  • little dude still needs a name. maybe Janus? Jasper? Frisk? something else?

    little dude still needs a name. maybe Janus? Jasper? Fris...

    5 months ago

  • imagine your biology is such that you basically go blind every month or so  I wonder what that feels like?  I wonder how it compares to menstruating?

    imagine your biology is such that you basically go blind ...

    6 months ago

  • picked up my cat's ashes today, got lilies. they are a funerary flower, and toxic to cats. I've never been able to get them before. fitting, bittersweet, beautiful.

    picked up my cat's ashes today, got lilies. they are a fu...

    6 months ago

  • I don't read Hebrew but I really appreciate how this propaganda poster from year ???? has the trans flag as a rainbow

    I don't read Hebrew but I really appreciate how this prop...

    6 months ago

  • oh good, a new failure model for boots

    oh good, a new failure model for boots

    6 months ago

  • good morning, y'all.  I'm real glad I got the blooky. they are super cuddly and when I went back to the expo hall yesterday there were no others left.

    good morning, y'all. I'm real glad I got the blooky. the...

    7 months ago

  • FUCK YEAH

    FUCK YEAH

    7 months ago

  • dang I guess that duffel bag I've been walking around with all day with a weekend's worth of crap was heavier than I thought

    dang I guess that duffel bag I've been walking around wit...

    7 months ago

  • old cat keeps hitting her "spill proof" water dish across the floor, spilling water everywhere. she's old, and near the end, so I try not to get annoyed, but :triumph::triumph::triumph:

    old cat keeps hitting her "spill proof" water dish across...

    7 months ago

Games

  • Skyrim
(Switch)

    3 days ago

    Played Skyrim on Switch

    1 day ago

  • Mr Success
(iOS)

    3 days ago

    Played Mr Success on iOS

    1 day ago

  • Assassin's Creed Odyssey
(Playstation)

Volcanic Sunscreen

    12 days ago

    Earned Volcanic Sunscreen in Assassin's Creed Odyssey on Playstation

    12 days ago

  • Marvel's Spider-Man
(Playstation)

The City Sleeps

    12 days ago

    Earned The City Sleeps in Marvel's Spider-Man on Playstation

    12 days ago

  • Diablo III Eternal Collection
(Switch)

    about 1 month ago

    Played Diablo III Eternal Collection on Switch

    about 1 month ago

  • Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
(Switch)

    3 months ago

    Played Mario Kart 8 Deluxe on Switch

    3 months ago

  • Katamari Damacy REROLL
(Switch)

    3 months ago

    Played Katamari Damacy REROLL on Switch

    3 months ago

  • Donut County
(Switch)

    3 months ago

    Played Donut County on Switch

    3 months ago

  • NO THING
(Switch)

    3 months ago

    Played NO THING on Switch

    3 months ago

  • Undertale
(Switch)

    3 months ago

    Played Undertale on Switch

    3 months ago

Books

  • Akira, Vol. 4

    about 2 months ago

  • Questionable Content, Vol. 5

    2 months ago

  • Not Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Not Pounded In The Butt By Anything And That's Okay" And That's Okay

    2 months ago

  • Not Pounded In The Butt By Anything And That's Okay

    2 months ago

  • The Adventure Zone: Here There Be Gerblins

    2 months ago

  • Metropo: Eight stories from the unending city

    2 months ago

  • Down In A Hole

    2 months ago

  • Bikes Not Rockets: Intersectional Feminist Bicycle Science Fiction Stories

    3 months ago

  • Akira, Vol. 3

    3 months ago

Music