@tenderlove it's one needle- if you can tolerate a flu shot you can tolerate the brief pain of an NFC implant!

if you come to defcon, I can hook you up.

Here is what happens when you scan the NFC chip implanted in my hand. #cyborg

I finally got it to work, by deleting 5GB of music from my phone and trying again

apparently this upgrade needs like 10+GB of free space on your phone to download/unpack

it doesn’t check before downloading, and if it doesn’t have enough space, it fails without telling you why.

If your wanting to get implanted at Hacker Summer Camp this year then go to: tinyurl.com/implants-dc27 and be sure to fill out this survey... see you at @DEFCON @DC_BHV @dc801

the english speaking world wakes up every morning alternating between "the UK did what now" and "the US did what now" except for every third wednesday when we ask "australia did what now"

It has a very clear meaning.

When somebody says to me that the word “racist” no longer has any meaning, that means they now understand that the meaning applies to themselves and they refuse to investigate the implications. twitter.com/danjdob/status…

Color-changing tattoo shows blood glucose level boingboing.net/2019/07/22/col…

@wshandtwitch a radroach? does this mean fallout bounty hunter is back? 😱

It’s like they go out of their way to be dastardly

Reminder that self-medding HRT is a valid option and if you're a transfem looking to do it, I have this info thread about how! And I'm willing to answer any questions people might have
twitter.com/Calliethulhu/s…

this is my life now I guess. repeatedly trying to update iOS, and repeatedly failing, forever.

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That baboon does not love magic. He’s flat out threatening to beat you senseless
Signed,
An actual primatologist twitter.com/slendersherbet…

Ted Cruz wants you to hear "antifa" and be frightened. But 1) antifa is not an organization, it is a philosophy that informs a way of interacting with the world and B) it is short for "antifascist"

Wait, WHAT? Americans, can you confirm?

If the "biohacking movement" is actually a movement and not just an expensive hobby, then one of our top priorities as biohackers should be to queer and decolonize biotechnology.

It's true that millions die of hunger each year. But the world already produces enough food for 10 billion people, and 40 percent of all US food is wasted.

People aren't dying from food shortages. They're dying because that's what happens when capitalism distributes resources. twitter.com/OttawaCitizen/…

This is a good example of what I mean when we say lowered life expectancy for fat people is caused by society twitter.com/Jezebel/status…

I TOLD YALL SUNSCREEN WAS A SCAM

@legobutts most programmers I know don’t have programming degrees

if you program, you are a programmer

Can we please stop using the term “imposter syndrome” like it’s a condition we have that we are responsible for healing ourselves? Call it for what it is—systemic pressures that tell us we’re not qualified no matter how hard we work.

NEW BLOG POST

Why the Oura ring sucks for tracking sleep and might be harming your health

nutritionalrevolution.org/2019/07/20/why…

every time Tan says something is “age appropriate” I feel called out! #QueerEye

@BethSkw I HOPE I'm less likely to get a lone star tick in my eye in my apartment in portland

@BethSkw I think I want to quit going outdoors

If you can't afford to tip, don't eat out. If you can't afford to properly pay and accommodate your employees, don't run a company. This is a subtweet but also an evergreen.

[JVN sounds] twitter.com/QueerEye/statu…

The 6 Stages of using “They” pronouns:

1) Doesn’t even cross their mind

2) Uses wrong pronoun, apologizes later

3) Uses wrong pronoun, immediately corrects

4) Pauses before using correct pronoun

5) Uses correct pronoun with occasional mistake

6) Uses correct pronoun easily

The anti-pedestrian, anti-bike, pro-car hegemony is so ridiculously ingrained there are 🚷🚳 emojis but nothing for the vehicle that kills 40,000 Americans per year??? 🚫 🚘 🤯

My gender identity is not 'Prefer not to say'!

Fuck you! I love to say it!!

IM NON BINARY

@stuffedskullcat if I could occasionally lay eggs instead of having periods you can bet your fucking life I’d be making omelettes

computers: we consume resources so maybe only use us for important stuff, like
humans: fuzzy cats
computers: what
humans: make the famous people into fuzzy cats
computers:
humans: make them sing and dance. make them fuzzy.
computers:
humans: boil the fucking oceans. fuzzy cats.

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@SydMeeker having never seen the musical theater version this pretty much matches my impression of what it looked like?

Sims developer Don Hopkins released a bunch of design documents from The Sims, including this one from August 1998 with his notes about romance: donhopkins.com/home/TheSims/

It's incredible to see the internal discussion about romance in The Sims written out so strongly like this

TIL a picture of my bloody arm is in an article on @adafruit about last year's grindfest

blog.adafruit.com/2018/05/21/bio…

what th e fuck are you talking about

i like who podcast ads think i am – a successful businessman who hires employees but also i don’t own underwear or a mattress

Their address per their Terms is: Wireless Lab OOO
16 Avtovskaya 401
Saint-Petersburg, 198096, Russia

If you use #FaceApp you are giving them a license to use your photos, your name, your username, and your likeness for any purpose including commercial purposes (like on a billboard or internet ad) -- see their Terms: twitter.com/scottbudman/st…

@BethSkw thanks I hate it

@BethSkw why is that bad, though?

I don't even use that fancy vaseline, I use straight up generic petroleum jelly

because I like it
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@BethSkw why not only use vaseline, all the time?

@gains_tweets why is it making you look like Peter Dinklage

Josuke was saved as a child by the pretty robot lady in blade runner

People asking about burner phones for summer camp again
1. The @defcon network is one of the safest networks in the world and has been for well over a decade.
2. You are at much higher risk at your local coffee shop.
3. No one is burning a 0day to own your phone at con.
1/

@tekniklr I read it that way too-- the kid just wants to play some D&D with his friends and has no interest in romance.

in stranger things 3, Mike says to Will, “ it’s not my fault you don’t like anybody” which I’m interpreting as Will is ace. the internet is saying he’s gay.

LET ACES HAVE THINGS, TOO, INTERNET

@mollywoodstock @enbi666 dubious. it’s not even the same in English (UK)

Listen I liked Earthw0rm Jim too but if you’re gonna thinking about funding that Kickstarter just be aware that you’re also supporting an openly transphobic troll and erstwhile Breitbart writer because people are constantly disappointing in the most unnecessary ways

Adorable house panther

Any time a cis dude gets his feelings hurt, I think about how tarantulas are generally pretty hardy, but their abdomen is basically a paper bag full of jelly, and if you drop them they burst and die.

ICE is the fucking American Gestapo and every single one of them should be in prison twitter.com/Taniel/status/…

Friendly reminder that whatever junk Amazon is putting on sale today, you either don't need it or you can wait 2 goddam days and not cross a picket line. twitter.com/UFCW/status/11…

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Rape a 12-year-old
•1 year prison

Save 3 innocent people from dying
•20 years prison

A criminal justice system that punishes those who save lives & protects rapists is in reality a criminal system.

if ur baffled by the democrats' recent gameplan of "attack their most popular congresspeople in decades" the explanation is simple: dems would rather lose to fascists than win with leftists. to them, serving capital and maintaining its power is more important

@pleasetryathome that SHADE though

💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💯🎉

Every last militia doofus that went on about gun rights because "when the government starts rounding people up in camps we'll need to fight back" is now cheering government jackbooted thugs shooting the one honest american who did precisely that.

@ThatKarasu “I’d enjoy my walk a lot more without being heckled by some dude who should mind his own business”

got ma’amed today and just

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@microwavenby @_jbfitz why does the invoice list any gender at all tho

@microwavenby @_jbfitz different equipment is better served by different saddles

equipment shouldn't be assumed, but for useful results it is relevant

„Partial sight has been restored to six blind people through an implant which transmits video images from a camera directly to the brain.“ independent.co.uk/news/science/b…

fish antibiotics in my amazon?

it’s more likely than you think twitter.com/HamiltonMorris…

@_jbfitz @microwavenby fair but bike seats pinching nerves and causing permanent sensation loss and/or incontinence is a real risk for multiple genital configurations, not just people with dicks

for research:
do you identify more as meat or skeleton

holy shit this rules

@PrettyBadLefty "Imagine, everytime you lift, someone else gets 80% of your gains. That's capitalism."