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  • (ง'̀-'́)ง
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    facebook messenger just notified me i’ve been friends with someone for five years so I retaliated by flying into a rage and permanently deleting my facebook account 💜

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  • (ง'̀-'́)ง
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    food, booze, health

    I was good and resisted the urge to buy petit fours at the grocery store! (a beloved holiday treat I inhale in one sitting)

    so now i’m home about to have my third mug of rummy eggnog

    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    small victories, steps forward and back, whatever

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  • (ง'̀-'́)ง
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    today my co-worker came into the break room to fill a mug with water while I was in there.

    her: "I tried to take a pill but forgot I only had a leftover teabag!"

    me: "oh?"

    her: "I took a teabag in the face!"

    me: "maybe don't say that too loud?"

    her: ??? ... ... "oh!"

    I haven't cackled so much in a bit / am twelve, apparently.

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  • (ง'̀-'́)ง
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    a lot of mst3k’s old jokes really didn’t age well

    weird gender stuff, fatphobia, making fun of accents, just, ugh

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  • (ง'̀-'́)ง
    (ง'̀-'́)ง

    still made a damn fine turkey

    a turkey, fresh out of the oven, with various sides cooking behind it

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  • (ง'̀-'́)ง
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    Miredly
    Miredly

    Abolishing ICE is not enough. It must be audited, and its agents and officials made to stand trial for the crimes they have committed.

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  • (ง'̀-'́)ง
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    for the first time in as long as I can remember i’ve decided not to put up a xmas tree this year because I just can’t with my cat wrecking it

    feeling very conflicted about this!

    still watching mst3k and cooking a turkey, though!

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  • (ง'̀-'́)ง
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    #LexusDecemberToRemember
    #LexusDecemberToRemember

    Boost this and I will pet my cat one (1) time.

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  • (ง'̀-'́)ง
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    just picked up my thanksgiving turkey, which involved walking like a half mile home with it

    it’s amazing how hard that used to be, compared to how easy it is now with another year of powerlifting and six months of T under my belt

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  • (ง'̀-'́)ง
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    @astrid view is usually only like five toots though

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  • (ง'̀-'́)ง
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    I’ve declared social media bankruptcy and have stopped reading mastodon and twitter

    I feel free, like I have more hours in every day

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  • (ง'̀-'́)ง
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    Tek approves this message
    Tek approves this message

    The Guy Who Invented Those Annoying Password Rules Now Regrets Wasting Your Time gizmodo.com/the-guy-who-invent

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  • (ง'̀-'́)ง
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    Dual Number
    Dual Number

    This seems like a chilling conversation for Americans:

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  • (ง'̀-'́)ง
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    Anatoly Shashkin💾
    Anatoly Shashkin💾

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    the only transgirl top
    the only transgirl top

    :) wholesome, friendly, kind

    :^) a rake, do not trust him

    (: no honor. he has pvp enabled

    (^: deeply cursed, an enemy of my city

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  • (ง'̀-'́)ง
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    @Ophillous @alex wait, isn't it from Tim and Eric?

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    D Dino
    D Dino

    learn to code? become a welder instead, a flagger, a plumber, an iron- or steelworker. something with a union. something with training. something with safety standards. something with even the faintest structures for asserting ethics. there’s nothing for you behind software’s glamour but trauma and anguish.

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    vector
    vector

    Thousands of years from now, alien archeologists will be digging through the remains of human civilization. "What do you think killed them off?" "It appears to have been a 'gender reveal announcement'."

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    Tek approves this message
    Tek approves this message

    Facebook bug accesses iPhone's camera while user scrolls through News Feed cnn.com/2019/11/12/tech/facebo

    “Bug”, mmm-hmm.

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    Roboron
    Roboron

    UX Is My Passion

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  • (ง'̀-'́)ง
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    I did dent my wrench but stopped before completely destroying it or stripping the bolt too badly

    a wrench with fresh denting and a barely stripped bike pedal bolt

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  • (ง'̀-'́)ง
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    put in my place after trying to replace my bike pedals and completely failing to even slightly loosen the old ones :blobsad:

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    kieran
    kieran

    This meme is top tier.

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  • (ง'̀-'́)ง
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    transphobia, hillary clinton, uspol

    this is less of an “ok boomer” and more of a “go away, boomer”

    out.com/politics/2019/11/13/hi

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  • (ง'̀-'́)ง
    (ง'̀-'́)ง

    the other day I said something disparaging about people still using facebook while having dinner with some friends and one of them (younger than me) said "ok, zoomer" and I STILL feel loved and seen

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  • (ง'̀-'́)ง
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    @zenhob don't forget the seashells

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  • (ง'̀-'́)ง
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    subtoot

    @zenhob SAME and I find that when I DuckDuckGo the article headline USUALLY when people do this it's because the article is from a disreputable site and the poster damn well knew it. they lose credibility!

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  • (ง'̀-'́)ง
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    @BrianEnigma for real though, it's prohibitively hard to dispose of a sharps box legally in portland without a car.

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    Eduard Snowddon
    Eduard Snowddon

    niel degrasse tyson gender reveals to you that youre made of star stuff :3 [then you kick his ass]

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  • (ง'̀-'́)ง
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    just wondering how much Norman Reedus can deadlift, having a normal one

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  • (ง'̀-'́)ง
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    liffy 💜
    liffy 💜
    misinformation

    yikes is short for yicycles

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  • (ง'̀-'́)ง
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    @zenhob I've watched the entire game and ending on Twitch, so I think I will. I'm most interested in making roads and stuff happen? is that weird?

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  • (ง'̀-'́)ง
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    anyway, I finally caved and bought Death Stranding, I guess.

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  • (ง'̀-'́)ง
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    I see what you did there

    Great Job!

    NieR Automata GOTY edition on the Playstation store, but instead of saying Game of the Year, it says Game of the YoRHa

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    Annika Backstrom
    Annika Backstrom

    Goldschläger? weird flecks but ok

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  • (ง'̀-'́)ง
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    Zen

    4. NES roms.
    if you want hyper sentient dog scientists in the year 40,000 to be able to run your software, write it as an NES rom. trust me on this.

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  • (ง'̀-'́)ง
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    I do think Kojima pulled off cooperative infrastructure rebuilding by players far better than Fallout 76, anyway

    instagram.com/p/B4ndpbInYJM/?i

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  • (ง'̀-'́)ง
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    i’ve been watching a lot of death stranding on twitch and I can’t tell if I would enjoy the gameplay enough to play it now, but i’m curious and interested enough in the story and aesthetic that I keep watching

    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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  • (ง'̀-'́)ง
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    ghost in the tape delay
    ghost in the tape delay
    food / how to eat on a budget

    been watching/reading a lot of content about eating on a budget. it all boils down to:
    * stop buying prepared food
    * make everything from scratch
    * already have access to a gourmet kitchen
    * spend hours the day before prepping food doing the pre-prep
    * wake up at first light and begin cooking
    * spend 4 hours per meal making every ingredient

    this should leave 4 hours for cleaning the kitchen and doing the pre-prep for the next day. This leaves a whole 8 hours to sleep and enjoy your meals

    congrats you saved $5!

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  • (ง'̀-'́)ง
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    @mxsiege I can see why white is a problem, but basing the color that includes non-binary people on the binary colors is a different problem

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Tweets

Pictures

  • rip

    rip

    about 11 hours ago

  • love is real!

    love is real!

    10 days ago

  • skipped the tree this year but still made a damn fine turkey

    skipped the tree this year but still made a damn fine turkey

    14 days ago

  • a healthful halloween snack

    a healthful halloween snack

    about 1 month ago

  • finally got some hairs cut

    finally got some hairs cut

    about 2 months ago

  • while stopped at an intersection biking today, some dude in a pickup truck yelled something that sounded like “nice hair!” at me but as he was a yelling dude in a pickup I assume he meant it as an insult? I’m confused because my hair seems pretty unremark

    while stopped at an intersection biking today, some dude ...

    3 months ago

  • banana for scale based tricks

    banana for scale based tricks

    3 months ago

  • looks like I'm making a detour to get a new tire tomorrow?

    looks like I'm making a detour to get a new tire tomorrow?

    3 months ago

  • it me, yer atypically early-rising, biking, stood up, enby fren :cry: #xoxofest

    it me, yer atypically early-rising, biking, stood up, enb...

    3 months ago

  • I hate how it seems every hotel now has the policy to enter your room at least once every 24 hours no matter what today I returned to my room to find the outside pocket of my duffel unzipped nothing was there worth taking, but still.

    I hate how it seems every hotel now has the policy to ent...

    3 months ago

  • bought some lovely, transy dice #pax

    bought some lovely, transy dice #pax

    3 months ago

  • curse your sudden yet inevitable betrayal (I was not present for this tiny apocalypse, but I'm sure it was glorious)

    curse your sudden yet inevitable betrayal (I was not pres...

    4 months ago

  • this is some Deus Ex ass nonsense #defcon

    this is some Deus Ex ass nonsense #defcon

    4 months ago

  • badge collection underway #QueerCon #defcon #biohackVillage

    badge collection underway #QueerCon #defcon #biohackVillage

    4 months ago

  • the church of the subgenius lives on, pinkos

    the church of the subgenius lives on, pinkos

    4 months ago

  • :muscle::smirk_cat:

    :muscle::smirk_cat:

    4 months ago

  • shortly after getting a very masc haircut, and while I was in the grocery store buying castor oil to put on my eyebrows to hopefully thicken them up and help me pass as masc, someone came up to me and asked, "excuse me miss, do you know where the bathroom

    shortly after getting a very masc haircut, and while I wa...

    5 months ago

  • pride lookz

    pride lookz

    6 months ago

  • this is a pride/beer Instagram now also, WHICH local causes? that part is important!

    this is a pride/beer Instagram now also, WHICH local caus...

    6 months ago

  • it me, yer enby beer fest fren with a good root beer, like a real beer fan

    it me, yer enby beer fest fren with a good root beer, lik...

    6 months ago

Games

  • DEATH STRANDING
(Playstation)

Thanks for Everything

    4 days ago

    Earned Thanks for Everything in DEATH STRANDING on Playstation

    4 days ago

  • The Outer Worlds
(Playstation)

The Outer Worlds

    about 1 month ago

    Earned The Outer Worlds in The Outer Worlds on Playstation

    about 1 month ago

  • deltarune 
(PS4)

    about 1 month ago

    Played deltarune on PS4

    about 1 month ago

  • Borderlands 3
(Playstation)

Bye, Felicia!

    about 2 months ago

    Earned Bye, Felicia! in Borderlands 3 on Playstation

    about 2 months ago

  • Neo Cab
(Switch)

    about 2 months ago

    Played Neo Cab on Switch

    about 2 months ago

  • Xenoblade Chronicles 2
(Switch)

    2 months ago

    Played Xenoblade Chronicles 2 on Switch

    2 months ago

  • Skyrim
(Switch)

    4 months ago

    Played Skyrim on Switch

    4 months ago

  • NO THING
(Switch)

    4 months ago

    Played NO THING on Switch

    4 months ago

  • Assassin's Creed III Remastered
(PS4)

    4 months ago

    Played Assassin's Creed III Remastered on PS4

    4 months ago

  • Assassin's Creed Odyssey
(PS4)

    5 months ago

    Played Assassin's Creed Odyssey on PS4

    5 months ago

Books

  • Radicalized

    2 months ago

  • The Left Hand of Darkness

    4 months ago

  • The Adventure Zone: Murder on the Rockport Limited!

    4 months ago

  • Original Plumbing: The Best of Ten Years of Trans Male Culture

    5 months ago

  • Akira, Vol. 6

    8 months ago

  • Genetics 101: From Chromosomes and the Double Helix to Cloning and DNA Tests, Everything You Need to Know about Genes

    8 months ago

  • Akira, Vol. 5

    8 months ago

  • Akira, Vol. 4

    11 months ago

Music

  • Compilerbau - Vortex

    1 day ago

  • Low Roar - Rolling Over

    6 days ago

  • Low Roar - Crawl Back

    6 days ago

  • Low Roar - Help Me

    6 days ago

  • Low Roar - Breathe In

    6 days ago

  • Low Roar - Waiting (10 Years)

    6 days ago

  • Low Roar - Please Don't Stop (Chapter 2)

    6 days ago

  • Low Roar - In The Morning

    6 days ago

  • Low Roar - Low Roar

    6 days ago

  • Low Roar - Vampire On My Fridge

    6 days ago

  • Low Roar - I'll Keep Coming

    6 days ago