@BethSkw (allergy bias, I know)

@BethSkw 🤢🤮

your "legal" gender implies the existence of a more exciting, illegal gender

yeah, episode 19 felt like more of a fitting finale than episode 20.

I guess I can see why the writers made the choices they did wrt the Winchesters, but to not even show any of the people who Chuck disappeared, or Mary, or Jack, or Cass? weak.

My favorite part of trying to learn a new skill is that part at the beginning where you realize you're a worthless fraud who never has been good at anything and never will be

ah, three months already

Verifying myself: I am tekniklr on Keybase.io. H76LFmUK0dVKEngfS1SWS1_Sc66Mjqk4dn54 / keybase.io/tekniklr/sigs/…

apparently the final episode of supernatural is tonight?

so what the hell did I watch last week that sure as hell felt like a final episode complete with 12 years of montage shots?

The single most important thing a man can do to be an ally is give his woman friends permission to give dudes at the bar his number so when they call he can angrily say that's not funny because she died 15 years ago that very night

17 year old me would be super offended that I finally stopped wearing JNCOs and a wallet chain twitter.com/antinouns/stat…

This Senate hearing looks like the tale of a marooned lighthouse keeper and the robot butler he built to stave off loneliness.

Reminder that it is NOT worth getting covid to party with your friends and family, it is ONLY worth getting covid to provide me with goods and services

I'm disturbed that I just saw this in another tweet and instantly knew what it was.

Hear me out: what if cardio was illegal twitter.com/BethSkw/status…

Cancelling $1.7T in taxes for 600 billionaires but not $1.7T in student debt for 45M Americans is the modern version of let them eat cake.

I just saw someone refer to the Proud Boys and alt right as the “Q Cucks Klan” and I-

Amazing pic. A historian friend said, “it’s all the same flag.”

(to be clear, that’s not entirely what happened here. I started on ps4 and deliberately replayed the beginning on the ps5 to get that first trophy twice- THEN it mysteriously switched back to the ps4 version and I didn’t notice for 10 hours)

if you know you’re gonna wana platinum something and play it on ps5, maybe don’t start it on ps4 even if it has an upgrade and the saves port

was playing assassin’s creed valhalla on my ps5 and somehow it switched from the ps5 version to the ps4 version and long story short i’ve replayed a bunch and have a lot of the same trophies on both versions

be careful of this small yacht complaint, I guess?

in 1990 the window of a plane fell off and one of the pilots got sucked out so they just held onto his legs while the plane landed

one time i was having a panic attack and my older brother was like "you know what'll cheer you up" and he took me to panera and ordered an apple and broke the apple in half with his bare hands and i was like sobbing answering "thanks"

Losing Thanksgiving because you couldn't stay home on Halloween is, like, a literal failing of the marshmallow test

I always worried that I’d some day find myself trapped in a dystopian hellscape battling multiple existential threats, but I never, ever imagined how unbelievably stupid it would all be.

every day I think about the girl who thought everyone could “hear the universe’s energy” and it turned out she just had tinnitus, I hope she’s doing well

If the stay at home orders that are coming are going to massively change the way you’ve been living your social life lately, it’s quite likely you’re the reason we’re going to get more stay at home orders.

If you’re trying to replicate the gym feel at home may I suggest sneezing on your dumbbells before lifting them.

states trying to stop the spread of the coronavirus by making restaurants close at 10pm

it is abusive to tell a trans person to not transition

"You know what's uncomfortable? When you die," NJ Governor Phil Murphy snapped during a press conference when asked about residents complaining that wearing masks was annoying.

This whole “another” lockdown thing, like some of us ever left the first one??????

@BethSkw 1) no, but watching others kettlebell swing i’ve worried about them doing it so avoid standing in the line of fire

2) no

@sorceressofmath I can imagine an octal person but not a hexadecimal person

The Trump administration are Coen brothers characters in an Iannucci script who fancy themselves Tom Clancy characters in a Sorkin script. That's it. That's the summary.

is the past tense of having looked something up on @DuckDuckGo "DuckDuckGoed" or "DuckDuckWent"?

Today I was refused medical care because I am trans. Im not sharing this for sympathies. I am sharing this to spread awareness. because it’s 2020 & the reality is that trans people are still being dismissed& discriminated against even in blue & major cities like LA (where I live)

hell yeah twitter.com/Octotron/statu…

This might be my favorite pumpkin carve I've seen.

I humbly submit these 1,600 words on the Four Seasons Total Landscaping event to the historical record. This is my eyewitness account of a day that will forever live in infamy.

independent.co.uk/news/world/ame…

@stuffedskullcat @OrionDBlack I was very squirrelly and vividly remember the dodge ball game where I dodged so well I was the last one left on the team

but, I couldn’t catch for shit

it was the worst stand-off, the only winning move was not to play

Why is the burden on me? Tell them to stop being racist. Tell them to stop telling me to go back home & shit on the street. Tell them to stop calling me a terrorist & saying that my family is ruining America. Tell them to hate putting kids in cages. Once that’s done, let’s talk. twitter.com/iamGermania/st…

Seeing a lot of MAGA people complaining about being demonized.

Here’s the big difference.

I didn’t like MAGA people because of their ideas.

They didn’t like me because of my existence.

when we used to watch movies together my dad would always turn to us when the good guy nobly refrained from shooting the bad guy when he got a chance because it wouldnt be Noble or some shit and say "actually if someone tries to kill you once they will try again, just shoot them"

the energy of this

I am begging you all for my SOUL to support these 2 so Mitch McConnell is no longer the Senate Majority Leader. DELIVER US 😩 twitter.com/GoldieAmour/st…

Joe Biden specifically recognizing trans folks after living under a dictatorship that’s been trying to dehumanize and destroy us for 4 years is hitting hard.

I will tell a trmp supporter I am sorry they are sad right after they tell me I am allowed to be alive

Love that other countries are celebrating Trump losing like we defeated the mothership in Independence Day twitter.com/thehill/status…

Trump voters are feeling like we did in 2016? Lol. No, they’re not. In 2016, I was scared for my life, the lives of my friends, the lives of people I didn’t even know. These people are just upset that they can’t scare other people with impunity anymore.

With the Biden/Harris win, I see a lot of trans people parroting the same misinformation campaign about Kamala Harris, claiming she argued to house trans women in men's prisons as CA attorney general.

This isn't true. The truth is, like the truth always is, more complicated...

You should check how many the other guy got. twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…

I want to know who it was at the Four Seasons Landscaping that

—answered the phone
—heard that the Trump campaign wanted to hold a press conference in his parking lot
—realized they had mistaken him for a hotel
—Looked at an invisible documentary camera
—said, “Absolutely.”

Portland is strangely quiet this morning.... everyone at home remaking their signs so we can immediately start protesting Biden.

America has huge “Yub Nub Ewok celebration on Endor” energy and I could not be more here for it

This is so so so so funny. People voted for these lunatic morons to run the country. Excited for their idiocy to go back to being funny and not tragic. twitter.com/VaushV/status/…

Trump is going to spend the next 2 months holding frenzied rallies that spread violence and COVID while Mitch does his best to fuck us all for the next 50 years, so yeah I will mainline every photo of crying fascists you got

"I did something purely symbolic that required zero effort which no one noticed" is the perfect encapsulation of liberal ideology in practice twitter.com/DavidCornDC/st…

so is this going to be on Disney+ or twitter.com/VanityFair/sta…

PLEASE JUST LET ME WATCH THEM HAVE DRAG HIM OUT OF THE OVAL OFFICE LIKE ONE OF THOSE BEARS THAT GETS INSIDE A WALMART

Everyone actually doing something while waiting for results, wow how does it feel to have such executive function skills?

@ariaadagio and he's getting better at feelings! in 5A he was so much better at emotional intelligence regarding what Chloe was going through with the whole miracle thing. he tried to give her space and ask what she needed!

@BethSkw that's a, "I had to close the tab without answering lest I need to reboot"

@BethSkw as someone without synesthesia, trying to parse that question/answer made my brain segfault.

i am just trying to walk my dogs and then make an interesting salad but now i have to spend this quiet part of my day wondering what the hell the president asked him to do that made him resign twitter.com/briantylercohe…

well, it goes like this.
you see all the red?
that's sand twitter.com/TheParteyIsOve…

Trump is doing more to stop ballots than he did to stop Covid