I imagine that like many things, the difficulty in picking up and putting down a baby elephant with authority lies more in getting a secure grip on the baby elephant than the weight of said baby elephant 🤔🐘
• Celsius is superior to Fahrenheit • SI is superior to the imperial system • 24 hour time is superior to 12 hour time • Decimal time is superior to either • YYYY-MM-DD is the only correct date format
update: after trying a bunch of different apps, Iron Pro seems closest to what I need. I still have to build workouts, but at least they can be built on the fly very simply.
all I want right now is a weight lifting tracker app that is effectively just a spreadsheet to enter individual exercises, on a date, sets / reps, of a weight
e.g., October 30, 1x1 185 lb back squat
but all the apps I am looking at want me to set up workouts, and have FEATURES
Frisk has learned that rolling the toilet paper off the roll is super fun so I put the roll on backwards (was: hanging over, now: hanging behind) and try as he may he can't do shit
now I'm having an existential crisis that those "backwards" toilet paper people have been onto something this whole time
the onion definitely just shit canned an article they were going to run tomorrow about a Loomer stunt that's basically exactly what just happened, and everyone on the editorial staff is super uncomfortable that this Keeps Happening exactly how they write it
PSA: if you have a pet registered with Multnomah County Animal Services (Portland), and then you legally change your name, and then your pet dies, and then you get a new pet and register it with your new name, THEY WILL MAIL YOU A NEW LICENSE WITH YOUR DEADNAME
I've been thinking about this article in the nyt https://www.nytimes.com/2018/11/27/magazine/insect-apocalypse.html all day, it collects together a lot of stories I've seen of environmental collapse, and just the denuding of the world of life, with lots of scary statistics. But I think the saddest part is this:
"The number of Sophie the Giraffe toys sold in France in a single year is nine times the number of all the giraffes that still live in Africa."
tfw you quote a RHPS shoutout without really even thinking and belatedly realize it hasn't aged well at all (like the rest of the movie- formerly progressive, now closer to transphobic slur) and spend a FULL DAY beating yourself up over it
A way to get around content walls: Inspect source and delete the element, find the 'background shader' (that makes article go dark) or select File > Print to PDF and read from there.
at first I was proud when I thought this was The Big Lebowski (4-5x as I used to go to an annual Lebowski event until it ended)
then I was ashamed when I realized it was actually The Rocky Horror Picture Show (dozens of times, as I used to do the whole midnight show thing) twitter.com/IMDb/status/10…
I love engaging in the only kind of legitimate “trans deception” which is visiting a place you’ve only been pre transition and pretending to be a completely different person so you don’t have to Explain.
@Ashthorp 's working space next to mine. WTFFFF... his looks like a beautiful magic space where magic happens and mine looks like a pile of soiled mattresses where teenagers go to smoke pot and have unprotected sex 😂😂😂
Bitcoin now at $16,600.00. Those of you in the old school who believe this is a bubble simply have not understood the new mathematics of the Blockchain, or you did not cared enough to try. Bubbles are mathematically impossible in this new paradigm. So are corrections and all else
Frisk learned that rolling the toilet paper off the roll is super fun so I put the roll on backwards (was: hanging over, now: hanging behind) and try as he may he can’t do shit
now I’m having an existential crisis that those “backwards” paper people have been onto something
Tumblr choosing to self-terminate rather than become host to a new age of Evangelion discourse is quite possibly the most selfless sacrifice in the history of mankind
I think something a lot of cis ppl don't understand is that trans people have done 1200000 times more internal /introspective work. That its like an insanely laborious process of becoming. and so when cis ppl talk about gender they often sound extremely stupid lol
There's never been a better or more prosperous time in tech to allow employees the freedom to follow their conscience. You absolutely do not have to work for the surveillance state, programming censorship apparatus, or writing defensive press releases to find employment.
“we’re sorry that you’re disappointed you got a $2 object when it was implied you were getting a $10 object. here is $5 worth of fake money as an apology”
Americans: "China is becoming a dystopian hellscape, with a social credit score that determines if you can ride the train!"
Also Americans: "wouldn't it be cool if after every Uber ride, we rate each other and if your score gets too low you are banned from all Ubers?"
I think it is hilarious that so many people are putting out statements in reagards to the embryo genome editing claims. This happened because people didn't care what you thought in the first place. The world no longer belongs to the statement makers.
he’d never had turkey before so didn’t know to get excited while it was cooking, and when I gave him a piece at first he was v uncertain but then I’ve never heard him scream so loud when he demanded more 😂
Frisk’s first Thanksgiving went well enough with relatively few causalities so far. the biggest being one broken ornament out of a set a dear friend got me like ten years ago 😢
I'm thankful for being on testosterone for 6 months! 🎉🌈 I made a video to share my personal transition journey. If you think it might help others in their own journey, please RT! youtu.be/nv26WDVBDJE
If climate change was a hoax, an insurance company could undercut all the competition by offering lower rates. None of them do. twitter.com/theglaciertrus…
I’ve never understood why transphobes insist on pointing out how many trans folks are autistic, as if autistic folks are not allowed to have genders. twitter.com/transscribe/st…
Your shrine honors me. My heart is filled with love and garbage.Tomorrow, as you may know, is my name day. Do something that makes you feel good. Above all be kind to each other. Pick up trash, recycle, and be aware of plastics in the ocean. mashable.com/article/danny-…
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